Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML
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7/1/2013 11:11
- Australia - Hurstville
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Phoenixke
| 16
Should have given him water and said it was vodka...
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FrietvanPiet
| 16
How can you even say he is a gentleman?
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wholikesbacon
| 9
Dude, urinating on the floor isn't cool.
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Soloman212
| 28
Isn't it what all the hip youngsters are doing these days??
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friedpwnadge
| 25
Urinating on the floor is awesome :)
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
13- No, not really.
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Catkam623
| 27
24 it was a joke.
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joshiepo0
| 18
I don't know about you guys but everybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. The guy who urinated on the floor just wasn't cool enough.
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AnimeCookie
| 9
No, it's warm.
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
26- I know :) but sarcasm, both the depiction (although it was clear in this case) and interpretation are bulldozed with a fuckhose online. Right?
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Phoenixke
| 16
Should have given him water and said it was vodka...
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Should've rubbed his face in it!!
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badbadkitty
| 5
Haha! Someone that drunk wouldn't know the difference, or wouldn't care.
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DEATHBYEX1LE
| 11
31- Point of the comment.
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cgchamp89
| 7
Once you break the seal, it's just so hard to hold it... I feel sorry for the guy
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Feared
| 9
Yup. Once you break the seal, urine trouble.
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gc327072
| 29
Once you break a seal, PETA never leaves you alone. :( Don't make the same mistake I made, kiddos.
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Maverick52
| 13
Once you rape a seal... Oh you said break?!
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
Well what happened to him?
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ttqq
| 7
Im sure he had the cops called on him.
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FrietvanPiet
| 16
How can you even say he is a gentleman?
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rockstar362
| 8
I believe in this context gentleman isn't used to illustrate the quality of a mans character but is rather just a noun for a man
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comedybreak
| 20
I don't comment very frequently but don't you mean synonym ?
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rockstar362
| 8
Lol a synonym is a word that has the same or a similar meaning to a different word
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comedybreak
| 20
Exactly, you wrote "noun for man." A noun is a person, place, or thing.
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SerpentBoy
| 8
The real question is,if you did have alcohol to sell him.... would he have pissed on the floor anyway? My gut is saying yes..
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perdix
| 29
Ironically, he ended up donating a substantial amount.
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friedpwnadge
| 25
That must have pissed you off.
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Phoenixke
| 16
+1 for you...
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shan88
| 14
-1 for you...
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zeenabxo
| 6
Did you have to clean it?
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ManInTheMachine
| 19
Still a better love story than Twilight.*
(*Relevance: an actor from Twilight, when kicked off of a plane for being drunk, pissed on the terminal floor.)
(*Relevance: an actor from Twilight, when kicked off of a plane for being drunk, pissed on the terminal floor.)
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biloxi_girl
| 22
This was my first thought.