By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 11:11 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML
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Should have given him water and said it was vodka...

How can you even say he is a gentleman?


Dude, urinating on the floor isn't cool.

Isn't it what all the hip youngsters are doing these days??

friedpwnadge 25

Urinating on the floor is awesome :)

13- No, not really.

24 it was a joke.

I don't know about you guys but everybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. The guy who urinated on the floor just wasn't cool enough.

26- I know :) but sarcasm, both the depiction (although it was clear in this case) and interpretation are bulldozed with a fuckhose online. Right?

Should have given him water and said it was vodka...

Should've rubbed his face in it!!

Haha! Someone that drunk wouldn't know the difference, or wouldn't care.

31- Point of the comment.

Once you break the seal, it's just so hard to hold it... I feel sorry for the guy

Yup. Once you break the seal, urine trouble.

Once you break a seal, PETA never leaves you alone. :( Don't make the same mistake I made, kiddos.

Once you rape a seal... Oh you said break?!

Well what happened to him?

Im sure he had the cops called on him.

How can you even say he is a gentleman?

I believe in this context gentleman isn't used to illustrate the quality of a mans character but is rather just a noun for a man

I don't comment very frequently but don't you mean synonym ?

Lol a synonym is a word that has the same or a similar meaning to a different word

Exactly, you wrote "noun for man." A noun is a person, place, or thing.

The real question is,if you did have alcohol to sell him.... would he have pissed on the floor anyway? My gut is saying yes..

perdix 29

Ironically, he ended up donating a substantial amount.

friedpwnadge 25

That must have pissed you off.

+1 for you...

shan88 14

-1 for you...

zeenabxo 6

Did you have to clean it?

Still a better love story than Twilight.* (*Relevance: an actor from Twilight, when kicked off of a plane for being drunk, pissed on the terminal floor.)

This was my first thought.