Intimacy: Drunken antics

Drunken antics

By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 06:44 - United States

Today, after a 4 or 5 month-long dry spell, I woke up next to an amazing and beautiful woman. Neither of us were wearing pants. She looked me in the eyes and said, "Did I piss the bed?" FML

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zadok24 11

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Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:27

Well, at least it's not dry anymore

Attacksloth 33

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:28

Well at least you know you can still make women wet for you.

zadok24 11

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Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:27

Well, at least it's not dry anymore

whysobeachy 37

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Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:44

Yeah, OP is living a dream...a wet dream.

Econforthwin 15

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Tuesday 28 July 2015 19:09

That long of a dry spell must have pissed OP off.

delfino1604 24

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:27

hey that's awesome bro.

mds9986 24

Wednesday 29 July 2015 5:12

Your picture is sideways; I'm not sure if you realized.

MidnaLink 33

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Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:27

Wouldn't you feel it?

4WheelBurnout 14

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Tuesday 28 July 2015 22:58

At least it wasn't OP that pissed the bed

Attacksloth 33

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:28

Well at least you know you can still make women wet for you.

axfabxdisaster 25

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Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:29

Atleast she's straight forward :/

swanheart 35

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Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:29

"No, did I?" - try a joke and see how she reacts. she may have been trying to break the tension with humour. If so great, if not get out quick!

whynotbliss 18

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Wednesday 29 July 2015 15:19

Kinda late to go back and do as you suggested, don't ya think?!

swanheart 35

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Wednesday 29 July 2015 22:23

You are correct sir, thank you for correcting me. Now run along - if you are going to correct everyone on this site who has made a similar mistake then you need to start right away!

swanheart 35

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Wednesday 29 July 2015 22:27

Oh man, I said 'correct' there a lot didn't I? To be fair, I did just learn it today...

Levvy 22

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Thursday 30 July 2015 1:03

I'm not quite as confident all that many people on the site have struggled with linear time.

swanheart 35

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Thursday 30 July 2015 7:53

I think you will find that gazillions of people on this site have struggled with that concept. Or they will do, depending on what direction time flows in this universe. :)