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By Sarah - 18/07/2019 12:00
Today, I had the mole on my neck removed. By my pet bird. FML
You should know that birds attack small mammals like mice, chipmunks and moles. This one is on you since you let your pet mole run around on your neck.
that's very nice of your bird to save you trip to the drs to get it removed. treat your bird to a romantic candle lit dinner.