Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
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Pleonasm 36
Now you understand why they were so keen to buy you that WOW membership, XBOX Live subscription and all those games. Turns out you can put a price on virginity!
ozpunker 20
Cook meth to spite them.
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Comments (82)
KiwiGirlProblems 5
I think they need to watch out even more; )
worldclassrager 41
That's more irrelevant...if you get into a relationship sex may happen...doesn't mean it will...but they will be proud of you as long as what they said doesn't happen...
Fluffydemise 18
Ugly nerds are hot. <3
flockz 20
i believe your version of "ugly nerd" and my version are completely different.
Fluffydemise 18
Perhaps. Perhaps not. Nerdism is such an attractive trait it undoes a lot of ugly.
Crammed 10
Woah.. Last I heard, nerd sperm and nerd eggs can still make nerd babies!!! Keep chivin on!!
lambda_fml 40
Challange Accepted?
Jharrist89 12
Use it to your advantage! Mom, Dad, I need am PS4 or I'll go out and have a baby!
Jemm_fml 29
Get preggo. That'll show em!
xXNerrrdXx 16
Dam OP, nvm them and I say it for sure -guys LOVE nerdy girls- and bet u r not ugly its just the stereotype so enjoy being a nerd AND a virgin cause they are both never bad ♥
AngrySailor 17
You're "Jester" aren't you! Nice job on the Westboro Baptist website!
mkid232 15
Haven't they heard the saying "Beware the nice ones?" This could very easily apply to you.