Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML
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Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
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Pleonasm 36
Now you understand why they were so keen to buy you that WOW membership, XBOX Live subscription and all those games. Turns out you can put a price on virginity!
ozpunker 20
Cook meth to spite them.
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Comments (82)
bandeek 30
I'm a teen mom and a nerd.
bkarp911 8
Well, I'm sorry.
Mossears133 15
46- I you're a teen mom, you're obviously not smart enough to be a nerd -_-
lulubelles 33
48 that's really judgemental. Accidents can happen to the brightest of people, and as a large proportion of pregnancies are unplanned it obviously happens to older women too. So teenage mums that face up to their responsibilities (and can have a pretty damn fulfilling life thanks very much!) are now to be looked down on? Being a teenaged mum isn't necessarily a bad thing, and I'm really starting to get sick of the stereotyping and name calling that seems to go with that label. Sure, having a baby at 14 isn't the best idea, but are you really that much more mature at 20 then you were at 17, 18, or 19? Why is there some magic line that makes it ok/stupid?
skyeyez9 25
With their logic, only beautiful people have sex....... -.-
Needafarm 22
beautiful, DUMB people have sex. Just like the movie "Evolution" only with beautiful people.
FrankHotpants 31
Throw a big ass party like the kids in that project X movie, show them you have it in you.
papayaboy 4
Sad
ShanaChorda3 6
I doubt your a ugly nerd, your parents shouldn't say that, glasses, zits, whatever that made them feel the need to say it doesnt make you one. What makes a person one is being a bitch bout knowing more than others. plus you not doing bad stuff is great! it means your smart or careful enough to not go off and have sex with a million guys, or get HIV at a F rank tattoo paralor. you could still get pregnant, not that I advise that. sure they may feel the need to say something to get you to pop those zits stop playing videogames what ever but they don't have any reason to put it that way.
DanqGirlxoxo 13
I moderated this as a FYL ; That is all. GOOD LUCK OP !
Sweetpea22 14
Lol, what are you talking about 50? I know a few teen moms who shouldn't have kids at all.