Love: Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known...

By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

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By Gold diggerzzzzzzz - 15/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML

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By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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He gets around

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my dad said he was dating a woman he met at his retirees social club, I assumed it was a woman also in her 60s. Nope. Barmaid. A whole 42 years younger than him, 9 years younger than me. FML

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Casual

By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad casually mentioned my half-sister in conversation. He had her out of wedlock when he was only 13. NEWS TO ME, HE'S NEVER MENTIONED I HAVE A HALF-SISTER BEFORE AND I'M FREAKING 22 YEARS-OLD. Apparently he and mom thought I knew, and just forgot to tell me. FML

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By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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Family goals

By Stephenstrange - 22/07/2021 13:59 - United States - Clinton Township

Today, I asked my mom to tell me how she met my dad, because after 15 years me and my dad are finally working on our relationship. My mom thought it was a good time to tell me he’s not my father, and that my biological father wants to meet me this week. FML

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That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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By rainonmyparade - 17/03/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML

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lexie206 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 23:35

wow. I guess age really didn't matter to them..

Pixelduhst 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 23:39

That's... wow. The fact that they actually stayed together up until now is a miracle in itself.

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lilybugie 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 2:42

think about it that means your mom probably lost her "v" card at thirteen. sucks for you!

jfarrow9703 11

Sunday 24 October 2010 2:44

that's just WRONG on so many levels

kimmykimkim 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 2:44

wow he was robbing the crib!

Loving_Lulu 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 3:14

awww that's so cute I guess doesn't matter how old U R for love........but I hope he didn't look like a peadophile

Ryonix 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 3:14

your dad is a beast. I hope your mom at least had filled out when she was 13

Hgielad_720 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 5:33

Dude, I love your picture so much! Sorry, I just had to say that. :)

ImySo 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 3:18

D'aww, Pedobear approves

ImySo 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 3:20

I think I love you :3

haha89 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 3:25

One of my friends knows someone who is about 13 and has a 26 year old girlfriend.

nifkin 0

Monday 25 October 2010 7:23

thug life

blaaam 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 3:30

i think all of you are missing the point of life. Everyone has the right to be happy. Im 20 my fiance is 28. He has been married and had 3 kids. Age is nothing as long as you enjoy their companionship it shouldnt matter.

misstripleu 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 3:51

yeah.. but YOU're a legal adult. at the very least, your frontal lobe is nearly fully formed. though many people are still lost in life at 20, you at least are equipped with the tools to & have the capability of making legitimately rational decisions for your own life. a 13 or 14 year old, however, is barely finishing up going through puberty. their biggest worry should be making the transition from middle school to high school.

Jewelofagal 2

Sunday 24 October 2010 4:52

"Age is nothing as long as you enjoy their companionship it shouldnt matter." Yeah, that sounds like something a 20 year old would say. Check back in 10 years and see if you feel the same way taking on a guy with three kids at your age.