Kinky

By Anonymous - 11/08/2022 22:00

Spicy
Today, my husband asked if we could try food play during sex. I okayed it, thinking it would be the standard squirty cream or chocolate sauce. Let’s just say I was not expecting him to be eating crispy bacon and blue cheese sauce off my boobs. Good Lord, I married a weirdo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 047
You deserved it 468

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Some people aren’t super into sweet, maybe this is just his alternative.

Sounds hot and tasty. Bless you two

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Some people aren’t super into sweet, maybe this is just his alternative.

Sounds hot and tasty. Bless you two

Is your husband George Costanza? Will he be going for the trifecta and adding TV?

I don't get it. Weirdo? Sounds like you married a creative original. Mmmm...bacon...and boobs. Not sure about the bleu cheese sauce, but two out of three ain't bad.

HokieJ 10

Squirty cream?

Is your name Wendy by any chance?

sounds like he was just hungry and wanted to eat and have sex at the same time.

Crispy bacon? I'm down for that