Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML
Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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B52_fml 0
Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.
thisismyname_fml 1
To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.
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Comments (288)
24788 7
Why do the smart kids always fail gym?
CLW_fml 9
How the hell do you fail gym?! Wow
paleknight47 0
Choke down a salad... Go for a walk?
Literacy 0
In my school, it's not called "Gym", it's called "PE", and you actually have to do shit for a grade. In fact, your grade is based on how good you are at sports. All the athletic, skinny kids get good grades and win the PE awards, and all the fat kids who suck at sports and can't run fail the class. My gym class in 8th grade consisted of this DAILY: -5 mins to run a quarter mile obstacle course -Stretches -7 minutes to run one Mile -Whatever sport our class is playing You are graded on how fast you run and the score your team gets. If you don't make the time for running, it's considered an F for both participation and the overall grade. If your team loses, you lose half of your points for the day on top of any points that may have been marked off from your two runs + stretches. So yeah. Shut/Suck it up, I doubt any of you had it worse than I did weighing 130 lbs and being quite possibly the worst thrower in my entire school. Now that Schwarzenegger, the dumbass who should never have stepped into politics (CA's deepening debts alone can explain that) has now made it possible for honor roll students to be cheated out of their title because they don't run fast enough. I'm sorry my parents are usually too tired to cook, but if that's not bullshit I really don't know what is.
anonymous_user 0
are u serious? i got an A in gym, and i stand around and talk for half the sports....YDI, probly ditched more than a few times
Ventriloquisitor 0
And this is why the USA is a terrible country.
ziqi92 0
absurdly pathetic. u failed PE??? ydi all the way for failing the easiest class in the world
Vegetables 0
Sorry, kid, but gym is the single most easy class that should RAISE your GPA, not LOWER it. I have friends who skipped PE every single day and they still made an A in the class.
bear821 0
this was probably all ready said about 150 times but how do u fail gym i had a badly sprained ankle and could not even walk for almost 1 1/2 months and i still got an A, u must be pretty pathetic. u kinda should right an fml about how ur to weak to pass gym
bear821 0
u can really see the divid between the geeks and the jocks in this one, a message to the geeks working out will help ur mind work more efficiently for the reason that ur body can better supply oxygen to ur brain and exercise is a natural stress reducer. A message to the jocks, u cant get by on sports alone