Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
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Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML
Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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B52_fml 0
Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.
thisismyname_fml 1
To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.
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studsmcgee 0
Maybe if you weren't so much of a fatty you would have a new computer. But then again maybe you are a fatty because you play your old one too much.....go outside imo.
PiousHeretic 0
#77's right. OP, quit feeling entitled to shit. If worse comes to worse or you really want that computer, you could ... ~gasp!~ ... get a job.
SilverBallet 0
The OP wasn't feeling entitled to the computer. From what it sounds like, the parents *were* going to get the new computer hadn't she failed PE. Also, I can definitely understand failing that class. Nowadays, there are a lot of factors that go into grading. I know my school had a lot of writing assignments in PE, and to be honest, between those and the English essays, English was a little more important. Also, dressing for PE is a big factor too--sometimes the teacher can mark you down if he/she is not satisfied with how you are dressed. We had a uniform in PE that consisted of a t-shirt and shorts. I had a cold in the spring and got marked down for wearing long pants when everyone else was warm.
Ryelle 0
I wouldn't buy my kid a computer either. You think you have it bad? If I get one B on a report card, my parents strip me from everything I have and shame me.
ihpb09 2
what a false sense of entitlement. go out and get a job! either that or take your "punishment" of not getting a PC and don't ask for pity on FML. what a pathetic spoiled little brat.
Weirdo_fml 0
Asian Moment. Happens to me all the time.
CoyoteOldOne 17
Maybe none of you darlings who think gym is easy had the classes I had. Abusive teachers and students who picked on people for being small, weak, or sickly - or just being too "nerdy", along with mindless, asinine sports of physical "games" that no grown adult in their right mind would even consider participating in, with the occasional "quiz" on crap like "Why was basketball invented, and how did it change America?" If I had it to do over again, I'd go back in time and get straight F's in PE, instead of D's. I'd teach impromptu gym classes in how to smoke cigarettes and eat greasy hamburgers. Get an after-school job and get your own computer. The number of people who can buy their own computer because they learn a good work ethic and to take care of themselves is much higher than the number of people who will ever be successful in life because they got a good grade in gym. People who got good grades in gym tend to make about 1/16th of what I make. I got good grades in language, math, computer science, history, and civics. I'm guessing you're in a similar situation. And someday, when your parents are old, and it's time to pick out a rest home, ask them if their gym grade is good enough to warrant the kind without extra rats. Okay, don't really do that. Don't expect other people to appreciate your accomplishments. Often they won't. It's up to you to decide what to accomplish, and if necessary, do it despite the failings of others. Those are _your_ grades, not your parent's.
CPTobvious_fml 0
maybe your chubby butt needs to start being more active instead of whing about a new computer. Stop being such a dork!
peazeful 0
that is fyl, how do u fail gym? failing gym is already a fyl~~
Ajaxxx 4
its easy to fail gym.phys ed or whatever you people call it now a days. You dont show up lol