Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
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Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML
Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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B52_fml 0
Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.
thisismyname_fml 1
To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.
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Andydandy_fml 0
Well, for my gym class you had to do more then just show up. You had to participate. I failed it myself. But that was because I was surrounded by a mostly homophobic class who wouldn't let me play(like, they'd just have a person replace me in a sport when we'd switch teams or whatever) So, yeah, there could be lots of reasons to justify him failing
Layneebby 0
In my gym class you had to get dressed in the correct uniform, get out of the locker room before the whistle blew and get in your squads before he started attendance. If you didn't do this you automatically got like 20 points off for the day. If you weren't in uniform you had to sit out and do written work. Our health class was also included in our gym grade so there were a lot of ways you could fail gym for me.
CoffeeCovered 0
At my old school, I was getting an A in gym until the teacher had the bright idea to grade 32 kids playing 2 different tchoukball games all at once, by himself. People would only pass the ball to the popular kids, no matter where they were on the court, and almost ALL of them had terrible hand-eye coordination. I always put myself in great spots around the court, but nobody noticed. The ONE time I got the ball and scored, the teacher was watching the other game. I got a 50% score, which brought my A to an F. When I tried to explain what happened, he just said "You should have put yourself in better spots."
bubblybrooke 12
ok stupid people saying how easy it is to pass gym. first of all, I'm not a nerd at all, I play hockey all winter long and do pilates in the summer. My gym class curriculumn this year wasn't too hard, but the teacher refused to give good marks for anything but utter perfection. I literally worked my ass off in that class, participated every freakin chance I got, and only even took a break when I couldn't BREATHE from playing so hard. we did all the sissy sports instead of anything interesting cuz it was a girls gym class, it was stupid as hell. I still gave it absolutely everything and got almost perfect on my health tests (98% avg between them). I DID get perfect on the exam, and had an extremely creative culminating task. the stupid **** gave me an 80%. my friend, who wasn't co-ordinated and even tho she tried her best she couldn't get some of the skills down, got a 57%. she's an honour student as well as I am and it ****** her average. so stop your bitching about how easy gym class is.
Sherlock_Holmes_fml 0
stop being a whiney bitch
wolfe_47 0
i can see this. my gym teacher grades us on everything (clothes,safety,the mile run, etc.). I have to run a 6 minute mile, or i lose one third of all my gym grade points. i just turned thirteen. two kids in my class can pass it by two seconds each, but they run cross country. it sucks.
Trevorharter 0
wow who fails gym. that was my best class.
TheBigDJ 0
I always hated the nerds who would never try in gym. Instead of a computer you should think about buyig a bowfelx or something
openhappinessxx 0
I dont think its appropriate to say this person deserved it or they are fat. Think about it.. in my school its fairly easy to pass.. you go on time, dress with the school gym clothes, and pretend to work out.. it sounds simple but there are some ways of failing such as.. if you have gym 1st period and youre late everyday you cant go to the locker room to get prepared.. or maybe this person is just a typical irresponsable kid..its easy to screw up... who knows.Point being that this person is obviously smart and screwed up just a little.. yes ultimately it is his/her fault.. but the parents are also very strict..that really sucks. and this is all aside from the fact that his/her gym teacher can be really strict or the gym class is a lot harder than ours. We dont know the circumstances..
HiThar 0
How the hell did you manage to fail gym?