Busted

By Kameron - 20/03/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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By ASad17Yearold - 07/05/2021 03:59

Today, I've lied about my grades for three years of high school already and my mom thinks I'm a straight A student. I'm supposed to be going to college in a year. FML

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By purpleivy - 06/09/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:00

Today, I was put on academic suspension only to find out my professor entered my grade wrong. I lost my financial aid and have to explain to my parents why I’m not in college anymore. FML

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By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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Alexa, play "Never Enough" by The Cure

By guess who - 07/05/2021 13:59

Today, I made a 99 on my history test. Proud of myself, I went to tell my mom. She cut me off to say, "If it’s less than a 100, you’re fucking grounded." FML

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By TrappedInSchool - 28/07/2018 12:30 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML

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By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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How very dare you?

By 1357katie - 19/09/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 15:05 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML

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Inspirational tale

By Anonymous - 02/10/2020 02:03 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my parents got a call from my principal. I'd been lying that I couldn’t see the work I had to do in my online class, because I was behind and I needed to catch up. Tomorrow my parents are getting a call, telling them the dates I've been logged into the online learning. I haven’t logged in in weeks. FML

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Iamthebanzai22 20

Wednesday 20 March 2024 20:52

Good. That is what parents are for: To make sure you are on the right track.

Justkidding100 41

Wednesday 20 March 2024 21:27

with grades like those you better hope it's just the year because you'll very likely be repeating that year of school!

Comments

poopface82 18

Wednesday 20 March 2024 20:22

That might have worked back in the day but it doesn’t work now.

Iamthebanzai22 20

Wednesday 20 March 2024 20:52

Good. That is what parents are for: To make sure you are on the right track.

Justkidding100 41

Wednesday 20 March 2024 21:27

with grades like those you better hope it's just the year because you'll very likely be repeating that year of school!

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 20 March 2024 23:49

Depending on your age, but you do have a responsibility for your own learning, and faking it that way in the long term surely is worse for you than for her?

Thaylok 17

Thursday 21 March 2024 4:37

Go into politics. It's a career where being a lying cheat is acceptable. F your parents life. I I feel for them.

L0life29 6

Thursday 21 March 2024 6:37

it’s not even worth insulting you

Sonotsuave 35

Thursday 21 March 2024 11:04

How about instead of focusing on lying to your mom about your grades, you put that effort into actually bringing them up? 30s and 40s are terrible my guy. Start studying and hitting them books because you need at least 60s and 70s to pass.

idragosani 14

Friday 22 March 2024 16:26

Why did you think you were going to get away with this?

great_nate 24

Saturday 23 March 2024 1:22

Why did you think you were going to get sympathy for this?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 23 March 2024 18:53

Way to go, OP! You're on track for a life of living on the streets with a meth addiction! I'm so proud of you wanting to live your life that way! Just kidding, you stupid bastard.