Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
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Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML
Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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B52_fml 0
Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.
thisismyname_fml 1
To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.
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foolsangel 4
Honestly, I can see failing gym if you have the unsympathetic athletic teachers who think that it's impossible that someone won't immediately be able to start at a high skill level. I had a couple of PE teachers who thought that low athletic skill automatically meant you weren't trying hard enough that day, so they gave anyone who wasn't good at the activity low effort marks. The problem is that it isn't necessarily true; some people physically can't just immediately begin running a mile in under a certain amount of time, and some people won't be an amazing sports superstar after one game. However, you've also got to look at it from another angle: are you trying as hard as you could be to get better at whatever it is you're having problems with? It's incredibly discouraging to be harassed for your low skill level, but you can also try to raise your skill level outside of class by practicing and working out. Maybe the teacher doesn't understand that you have to work up to a level acceptable for passing the class, but it doesn't mean that you shouldn't try to work out outside of school.
greenfinch 0
My parents are totally like that too, but not as strict.
just_jamie 0
My gym teacher is a nutjob! She grades us on not only participation and clothing, but also if we can do the required amound of push ups, sit-ups, pullups, and laps. it's not an easy class and we're often tested on health issues while in gym. we have gym for three hours a day. the first hour is cardio, second is strenght, third is flexibility. its so not easy. though i am a horrid athlete adn i'm still passing. so. i'm sure you could pass gym class with a bit of effort.
IAmBridgette 0
Sorry, but...How can you pass every other class except gym? That's...kinda sad.
Icalasari 0
I hope you have the excuse of having a hard ass for a teacher that grades you based on set standards instead of effort
peterthegrvm 0
You should stop being a pencil necked dweeb, get a job, stop being a pussy, and stop crying. Your parents should buy themselves a real child instead of buying their pussy kid a computer. Go outside.
ugk4life 0
How in hell do you fail gym??
MechaMew2 0
#6 "i always hated the kids who did nothing in gym class who did nothing." I laughed at this.
oloie 0
wow thats stupid... the only thing you have to do to is go to pass
JQP07 0
Gym at my high school wasn't easy in my opinion. And I am an American. We had a timed biathlon that consisted of swimming a set distance and then getting out and running a couple miles. Your completion time adjusted by "athletic improvement" over the course of the class determined your final grade. We were also hooked up to heart-rate monitors and told to keep our heart-rates under a certain limit or be failed for over-straining ourselves. Catch 22 if you're not athletic.