Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
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Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML
Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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B52_fml 0
Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.
thisismyname_fml 1
To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.
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koolitaliano 0
my parents are like that too. my computer stopped working ( I'm on my iPod) and I was going to get a new one if I got an award this year. I didn't only 8 out of 207 people did. I got an award the last 3 years
metro_mello 0
I failed gym too :) I'm not fat but the stuff they made us do was WAAAAAY to hard. we had a 60min period and once they made us RUN up and down a our highschool bleachers the whole period with out stopping. if we did we would get in trouble. we have a huuuge bleacher -_- And we would have to run miles ever monday and if you finished in 8 min yud get like a c. they made us do cross country and for our final we had to run 16 laps in like 20 min. yeah p.e for us wasnt easy as all of these people are saying. you cant pretend to work out in our class. you actually have to work for your grade :/ and if you arent good at running or doing pushups or whatever you will definantly fail the class.
xcrunner_725 4
16 laps is 4 miles; 4 miles in 20 minutes is five minute miles. Yeah, suuuure they made you guys run that. PE is easy. All you do is show up and you pass. YDI.
Russellnieuw 0
you sound nerdy
phishin 0
it's GYM, u totally deserved it. if u didn't spend so much damn time in front of a computer, this never would have happened.
Nixot 0
You're all obviously jock freaks who think gym is the best thimg since sliced bread. GTFO, the lot of you. People who pass gym fail at life. Being able to run fast and play rugby won't help you in your job at the checkouts of Walmart. He failed gym because he had better stuff to do than train to be cool for a few years, like actual work for his other subjects. OP, FYL indeed. I feel for you.
vampiregal16rulz 5
Actually, in alot of gym classes all you have to do is show up, be perpared (be changed and for girls tie your hair up), and try to participate. Heck, I never participates and I still got easy As'. And I always failed the stupid tests we had on sports rules. And, I never even tried running the mile (first lap but thats just the very begining while near the teachers afterwords you slow down then pick up when near them again. True I play basketball, but I don't want to go pro or anythings, I want to work at a daycare, its just fun and healthy (a rare mix these days).
jordan75_fml 0
how do u fail gym? that's impossible!
xOXotortor 0
duude my parents r the same way >.< i got a b- in math nd i got my phone taken away for a month >.< im not good at gym either lol
xxswimcap14xx 0
jeez how do u fail gym? and buy ur own laptop I bought a MacBook pro after saving for one summer. I'm 13.
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
How do you fail gym?
sh3ridan123 0
how is the hell did you fail gym?