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By MollyMo - 21/03/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML

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By bee - 23/12/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 02:45 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML

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By IamTheSalt - 25/04/2017 02:00

Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML

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By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 02:00

Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML

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By TrappedInSchool - 28/07/2018 12:30 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML

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Buckle down

By tryingtobepretty101 - 02/09/2011 16:58 - United States

Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML

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By Yocherrypicker - 29/07/2016 01:04

Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML

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Busted

By Kameron - 20/03/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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By thestudent - 18/02/2011 09:30 - Philippines

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

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Saturday 21 March 2009 16:10

Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.

thisismyname_fml 1

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:11

To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.

Comments

OceanBlueSea 12

Tuesday 25 September 2012 2:46

How on earth do you fail gym?

panzier97 0

Monday 8 October 2012 1:55

How in the hell did you fail gym!!

danny9113 4

Monday 29 October 2012 6:02

Who the **** fails gym??

konstantinos616 17

Sunday 2 December 2012 23:20

Requirements to pass gym in my school: Attend, bring gym clothes, and pass one quarter of "health." Impossible? I think not

lilhieb98 11

Sunday 7 April 2013 10:39

You're probably fat that's why

MadisonDerp 16

Sunday 9 June 2013 21:19

I feel you bro, gym is hard, and if I hadn't gotten to puking point each day of P.E, I would have failed, too.

brokenbells32 4

Wednesday 26 June 2013 0:11

H-...h-...h-...HOW?!?

caitiebug1119 15

Monday 8 July 2013 20:54

How do you fail gym? That's like failing lunch. You show up in gym clothes and shoes and participate. I guess maybe if you're graded on how many sit ups you can do or something.

nrevogcmamme 17

Sunday 8 September 2013 4:40

at my school, you just have to show up and you pass for the quarter. all we do is either sit or have free time

emily_in_reverse 6

Wednesday 19 February 2014 14:18

all the people who fail gym fail because they don't dress out or participate. YDI because gym is graded based on participation. I hate those people who completely ignore the coach and just sit around.

Shamandalie89 32

Tuesday 30 June 2015 9:32

Gee, I wish it was like that where I live. We actually got grades for how well we could perform certain exercises, so if you weren't athletic (like I wasn't), you didn't have a good time. Besides, my P.E. teacher was a nightmare.