Love: Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner....

By lovecrisis247 - 19/12/2010 07:46 - United States

Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 110

You deserved it 25 468

Love

Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment - Reply to : #

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

DocBastard 38

Send a private message

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:40

He snorted lasagna? Damn, I think you have bigger problems than his table manners.

dbomb88 0

Send a private message

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:35

he sounds very entheuastic about his work..

zombieglamour_fml 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:34

What a great first impression. :

sugarr0babby0 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:44

agreed.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Send a private message

Sunday 19 December 2010 17:38

is your boyfriend the doo doo man? he's my idol!

LightningLadyy 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 18:30

Just beautiful... :P

HarvestTheSorrow 0

Monday 20 December 2010 7:09

Well, that's just shitty I guess...

GTmustang07 0

Send a private message

Monday 20 December 2010 7:25

your fault for dating a dude without any manners

sarahbella101 7

Send a private message

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:44

this one still has yet to be hoisebroken and properly trained.

dbomb88 0

Send a private message

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:35

he sounds very entheuastic about his work..

Nader_fml 0

Send a private message

Monday 20 December 2010 8:41

Could be cleaning the lasagna. Zing!

Jaydos 0

Send a private message

Monday 20 December 2010 9:05

No, just no ^^

UpsidedownKayak 9

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:37

Someone has to clean it. That sucks he doesn't have table manners.

talldude4u 3

Send a private message

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:37

Well, that's one way to say it.

tnt227 4

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:37

Sounds like a keeper.

DocBastard 38

Send a private message

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:40

He snorted lasagna? Damn, I think you have bigger problems than his table manners.

wisericky 12

Send a private message

Sunday 19 December 2010 18:29

i wish i could snort lasagna and save it for later in my nose :P

minidonut54 0

Send a private message

Monday 25 April 2011 14:51

he stuffed lasagna in his mouth AND then snorted. you stupid?

iEnvade 2

Send a private message

Friday 10 June 2011 15:34

70 - They were obviously joking.. You stupid?

Jewelofagal 2

Send a private message

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:42

You can't be surprised. You've dated him long enough to refer to him as your "boyfriend". Surely that means you've witnessed his poor table manners and poor conversational skills before this dinner. YDI to actually bringing home this swine to meet your family. Take a little more pride in yourself and just say "no" to uncouth associations.