By lovecrisis247 - 19/12/2010 07:46 - United States

Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 088
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He snorted lasagna? Damn, I think you have bigger problems than his table manners.

he sounds very entheuastic about his work..

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What a great first impression. :

is your boyfriend the doo doo man? he's my idol!

Just beautiful... :P

Well, that's just shitty I guess...

your fault for dating a dude without any manners

this one still has yet to be hoisebroken and properly trained.

he sounds very entheuastic about his work..

Could be cleaning the lasagna. Zing!

No, just no ^^

Someone has to clean it. That sucks he doesn't have table manners.

Well, that's one way to say it.

Sounds like a keeper.

He snorted lasagna? Damn, I think you have bigger problems than his table manners.

i wish i could snort lasagna and save it for later in my nose :P

he stuffed lasagna in his mouth AND then snorted. you stupid?

70 - They were obviously joking.. You stupid?

You can't be surprised. You've dated him long enough to refer to him as your "boyfriend". Surely that means you've witnessed his poor table manners and poor conversational skills before this dinner. YDI to actually bringing home this swine to meet your family. Take a little more pride in yourself and just say "no" to uncouth associations.

YDI for dating a shit-cleaner(:

I bet your parents love him, and the idea of you two getting married some day. Or not.

Way to set the bar high on dating the man of your dreams.