Love: Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner....

By lovecrisis247 - 19/12/2010 07:46 - United States

Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML

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Same thing different taste

Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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Meet the family

By OhMeGerd - 05/10/2012 14:56 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 09:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 18:31 - France

Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By FML - 02/10/2015 21:45 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML

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By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:40

He snorted lasagna? Damn, I think you have bigger problems than his table manners.

dbomb88 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:35

he sounds very entheuastic about his work..

Comments

zombieglamour_fml 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:34

What a great first impression. :

sugarr0babby0 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:44

agreed.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 19 December 2010 17:38

is your boyfriend the doo doo man? he's my idol!

LightningLadyy 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 18:30

Just beautiful... :P

HarvestTheSorrow 0

Monday 20 December 2010 7:09

Well, that's just shitty I guess...

GTmustang07 0

Monday 20 December 2010 7:25

your fault for dating a dude without any manners

sarahbella101 7

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:44

this one still has yet to be hoisebroken and properly trained.

dbomb88 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:35

he sounds very entheuastic about his work..

Nader_fml 0

Monday 20 December 2010 8:41

Could be cleaning the lasagna. Zing!

Jaydos 0

Monday 20 December 2010 9:05

No, just no ^^

UpsidedownKayak 9

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:37

Someone has to clean it. That sucks he doesn't have table manners.

talldude4u 3

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:37

Well, that's one way to say it.

tnt227 4

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:37

Sounds like a keeper.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:40

He snorted lasagna? Damn, I think you have bigger problems than his table manners.

wisericky 12

Sunday 19 December 2010 18:29

i wish i could snort lasagna and save it for later in my nose :P

minidonut54 0

Monday 25 April 2011 14:51

he stuffed lasagna in his mouth AND then snorted. you stupid?

iEnvade 2

Friday 10 June 2011 15:34

70 - They were obviously joking.. You stupid?

Jewelofagal 2

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:42

You can't be surprised. You've dated him long enough to refer to him as your "boyfriend". Surely that means you've witnessed his poor table manners and poor conversational skills before this dinner. YDI to actually bringing home this swine to meet your family. Take a little more pride in yourself and just say "no" to uncouth associations.