Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth...

By lovecrisis247 - 19/12/2010 07:46 - United States

Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML

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By DocBastard | 38

#1866350 - Sunday 19 December 2010 16:40

He snorted lasagna? Damn, I think you have bigger problems than his table manners.

By dbomb88 | 0

#1866300 - Sunday 19 December 2010 16:35

he sounds very entheuastic about his work..

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By zombieglamour_fml | 0

#1866295 - Sunday 19 December 2010 16:34

What a great first impression. :

sugarr0babby0 | 0

#1866379 - Sunday 19 December 2010 16:44

agreed.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1866505 - Sunday 19 December 2010 17:38

is your boyfriend the doo doo man? he's my idol!

LightningLadyy | 0

#1866619 - Sunday 19 December 2010 18:30

Just beautiful... :P

HarvestTheSorrow | 0

#1868335 - Monday 20 December 2010 7:09

Well, that's just shitty I guess...

GTmustang07 | 0

#1868367 - Monday 20 December 2010 7:25

your fault for dating a dude without any manners

sarahbella101 | 7

#2929109 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:44

this one still has yet to be hoisebroken and properly trained.

By dbomb88 | 0

#1866300 - Sunday 19 December 2010 16:35

he sounds very entheuastic about his work..

Nader_fml | 0

#1868534 - Monday 20 December 2010 8:41

Could be cleaning the lasagna.

Zing!

Jaydos | 0

#1868579 - Monday 20 December 2010 9:05

No, just no ^^

By UpsidedownKayak | 9

#1866321 - Sunday 19 December 2010 16:37

Someone has to clean it. That sucks he doesn't have table manners.

By talldude4u | 3

#1866327 - Sunday 19 December 2010 16:37

Well, that's one way to say it.

By tnt227 | 4

#1866329 - Sunday 19 December 2010 16:37

Sounds like a keeper.

By DocBastard | 38

#1866350 - Sunday 19 December 2010 16:40

He snorted lasagna? Damn, I think you have bigger problems than his table manners.

wisericky | 12

#1866616 - Sunday 19 December 2010 18:29

i wish i could snort lasagna and save it for later in my nose :P

minidonut54 | 0

#2402642 - Monday 25 April 2011 14:51

he stuffed lasagna in his mouth AND then snorted.
you stupid?

iEnvade | 2

#2654814 - Friday 10 June 2011 15:34

70 - They were obviously joking..
You stupid?

By Jewelofagal | 2

#1866368 - Sunday 19 December 2010 16:42

You can't be surprised. You've dated him long enough to refer to him as your "boyfriend". Surely that means you've witnessed his poor table manners and poor conversational skills before this dinner. YDI to actually bringing home this swine to meet your family. Take a little more pride in yourself and just say "no" to uncouth associations.

By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1866395 - Sunday 19 December 2010 16:57

YDI for dating a shit-cleaner(:

By Doortje | 28

#1866398 - Sunday 19 December 2010 16:58

I bet your parents love him, and the idea of you two getting married some day.
Or not.

By rubberbullets | 0

#1866436 - Sunday 19 December 2010 17:17

Way to set the bar high on dating the man of your dreams.