Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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ddddddddg 9
'Stewies' voice' "so someone likes to play a little dress up? That's always fun.…"
gracehi 31
That's what locks are for, "Bro."
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Comments (168)
fat1239 4
Only in merica
Joey_Fingers 4
or in this case Canada....
lonewolf621 17
FYL
scottyspot 11
If he's a good brother he simply will not care. Blood is thicker than..... girly clothes!
crewge6 4
Um...the **** did i just read o.O
marshyq 8
lolol
HeartOfLead 24
You should have told him that you were planning on moving to Thailand and needed a new wardrobe. Sounds pretty believable to me.
jamesrod885 6
please tell me there yours and not your moms
noobsatin 19
what's going to happen when he tells your friends? Haha.
ughhseriouslywow 10
I respect all forms of sexual expression as long as all is consensual, but if you're ever expressing yourself in a way you don't want to be caught, lock the damn door.
Captain_Flappers 7
Whoaaaaaa what the ****