Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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ddddddddg 9
'Stewies' voice' "so someone likes to play a little dress up? That's always fun.…"
gracehi 31
That's what locks are for, "Bro."
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Comments (168)
toaster012 17
He probably wanted to join you.
sezzle17 11
He probably didn't! Incest...
iamthunder 4
Technically your his little sister trapped in his little brothers body!
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Cross-dressing or having an interest in clothing associated with the opposite sex isn't the same as being transgendered.
ughhseriouslywow 10
Wearing clothing of the opposite gender doesn't always make you trans. Quite often, men perfectly comfortable being men dress in Drag just for the fun of it.
dr_snow_bear 29
Don't dream it, be it........
FaygoAndMiracles 18
They aren't necessarily gay, they just seem to be interested in either women's clothing, cross-dressing, or they are transgendered.
ZacZ 8
"Little brother" as in under the age of 8 I hope
jessherself13 21
You have nothing to be ashamed of OP, you don't need to follow societal norms. You need to do whatever it is that makes you feel happy/pretty/warm and fuzzy on the inside. Your brother should always love and accept you no matter what.
belleshelz 1
Bit gay init?
TheChipster91 5
What's gay about it? There was nothing mentioned about being attracted to the same sex...
Ziggy122 15
I say, **** gender norms. Wear what you feel comfortable in. And if your brother can't accept that, then that's his problem, not yours.
Kelishas 9
If you don't want to get caught, lock the door.
Nirah_fml 18
I say wear whatever you want but, if you feel embarrassed about it, you shouldn't do it in rooms that aren't locked when other people are home. It's like all the people on here who post about being walked in on masturbating or having sex or something. So I say YDI because if you can't lock the door, wait until you're home alone.
vencku 13
I agree with this. Common sense rules all. If it is potentially embarrassing, make sure you can't be caught. If that means waiting, then wait.