Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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ddddddddg 9
'Stewies' voice' "so someone likes to play a little dress up? That's always fun.…"
gracehi 31
That's what locks are for, "Bro."
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Comments (168)
ananas99_fml 10
And you were like that because...?
Helped 35
You need mental help..
Nyx7 24
And you need to get off your high horse
punchesandjudy 1
if you like doing that kinda thing, go for it. who cares what ur bro thinks.
vicx 2
I hope he was bringing in your dress... Lol
Mandie56 4
I hope he was respectful; and everyone who is making fun of you should shut the hell up. You can dress however you want darling, and don't let anyone tell you any different. If your brother brings it up, do NOT be ashamed.
stormsfury2131 6
Be your own person, OP, no matter what else. Me telling you to ignore the haters is easy to type when I am sitting behind a computer screen, but know that there are people out there who support you.
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
Shouldn't he be righting an FML? Lol jk but seriously that sounds awkward.
Dreianj 2
I feel for you op. The storm will come. No doubt. Keep a cool head and be who you are. Who knows? Maybe they will be upset that you didn't tell them before. The initial shock will wear off. Give them a chance to love the real you. peace
GrandpaSmith 4
This is something that time will eventually cover, at least with most brothers. It may be rough for awhile though. When you get through it, help someone else who is going through an awkward experience, whatever it may be. I have been in your heels. Still am. Peace.
tacobadger 3
******.