Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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ddddddddg 9
'Stewies' voice' "so someone likes to play a little dress up? That's always fun.…"
gracehi 31
That's what locks are for, "Bro."
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Comments (168)
TheyCallMeDamien 17
Shouldn't this be his FML?
armonicavita 13
Work it honey!;)
Nirah_fml 18
Geez, a lot of people on here are pretty ignorant about how sexuality works. The way someone prefers to dress does not determine their sexuality. Neither does the way they speak, the way they behave, or their hobbies. Neither is it determined by what gender they identify themselves as--that only determines their gender, not their sexuality. It's actually really simple: A person's sexuality is determined by who they are sexually attracted to.
Xotoolyxo 16
Lock the door next time ?
ender6137 5
How the hell does anyone click "you deserved it" for this one? And what's the big deal anyway? It's a little embarrassing, but everyone is allowed to dress however they want, especially in privacy.
onorexveritas 23
hopefully he is reasonable and doesn't make fun of you
StEpHiE1226 12
Did the bra at least match the panties?
kyoyaotori 7
I have only put down a YDI for not making sure the door was locked. I do understand that some doors do not have locks. I will put a FYL because it sucks to have anyone walk in at anytime when you are not fully clothed (or just playing dress-up, or what have you).
erichsalvesen 13
What's your number? ;)
sammysosa5794 11
please tell me your performing at a showing of Rocky Horror