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Doesnt it suck when you have the chance to be first and have nothing funny/witty to say....
U belong in a tree, cuz ur a nut, srry if its not funny
Your grammar upsets me.
I'm yo agee Vera
I wonder when FML became a competition to see who can post the funniest and wittiest comments with the most perfect grammar and range of vocabulary and the highest up comment to the top? Don't people have better things to worry about than a comment on an fml?
132: Obviously, you don't...
Highest up comment to the top... LOL.
I least u didnt flibber flabber in the pika tiwi while flinka flooming
154 what tha fuckkk?
I've only commented on an fml about 4 times, and was my comment witty or funny? No. And 'devoted my time', yeah like 5 minutes of it :L oh well I just think people care about such silly and petty things on here, and should stop judging
Sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don't.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
While others want to see it flush down a drain.
Okay Alfred
This is why people used to beat their children.. and they still do.
I would say someone's not happy to have a new mommy. That kid does not like you. But maybe it's mutual.
And some children just want to see how fast they can become a homicide victim.
^welcome back, kool-aid guy.
Welcome back, nyan cat
Welcome back, Earth.
Welcome back, Mio.
Welcome back weird, stuffed doll things that honestly creep me out more than just a little bit...
Welcome back... shoe, apparently.
Welcome back "you ******* ruiner".
Welcome back, person with nice hair.
Welcome back, EXAS backwards.
Mayb u should discontinue his favorite snack
Goodbye Graham crackers!!!
Or just discontinue his existence
I'm with 105 on this.
spank him
Well it shows.. He's lashing out at his stepmom and all she can worry about is her shampoo. Look at the big picture OP
If the biological mother is still in the kids life, the stepmother has no right to discipline him to that extent.
5- it's been scientifically proven that physical punishment is less effective than other forms of classical conitioning.
Looks like it's back to the normal brand!
What's Mdk?
Heck nooooo... Normal, store-bought brands are nasty.
^ So is that thing on your shoulder.
So are your curtains.
Awww but the little rodent thing is so cute! :D
Hit him.
Take away his candy!
Hahah, rage on him .
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayYDI for using shampoo
YDI for showering
YDI For surviving that abortion.
YDI for growing hair.
Define "normal" in reference to people, please, Miss taytaylal?
Who said it was a special shampoo? OP just said it was her favorite. Why do you asume that it's some expensive, fancy hair care?
YDapunchintheface
9- YDtogobacktoschool because you don't know how to spell one word right in your profile, I pity creatures like you.
I can understand a kid doing that at the age of four or five, but nine? He is way too old for that.
Maybe his step-mom is mean??
Maybe he's just a disrespectful kid who needs to be set right.
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Mayb u should discontinue his favorite snack
Some men just want to watch the world burn.