Cheers, Doc

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 00:00

Today, I accidentally swallowed a piece of gum. My doctor says it'll pass in 7-10 years. FML
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VintageReddress 13

For the love of god, please get a new doctor! That is NOT true at all! Your body won’t be able to digest the gum, but it most certainly will not stay in your body for 7-10 years. You’ll pass it soon, just like corn.

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VintageReddress 13

For the love of god, please get a new doctor! That is NOT true at all! Your body won’t be able to digest the gum, but it most certainly will not stay in your body for 7-10 years. You’ll pass it soon, just like corn.

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Crowned Sataness 12

why did you even feel the need to call a Dr? you'll poop it right back out

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Don't believe what that idiot tells you. While you're here, though, how would you like to purchase an acre of the Moon? I'll even give you a 10% discount because I like ya.

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RichardPencil 30

You're not going to live that long. A gum tree is going to start growing from inside your stomach and will kill you pretty soon. You gotta keep up with medical science.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

First off, you went to a doctor because you swallowed gum? People have done that for years. Second, I think your doctor's knowledge is severely outdated if he thinks gum will take that long to evacuate your bowels.

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