Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML
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stormy0307
| 16
This is why you don’t make threats.
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colderthanyou
| 15
Guess who’s a number one suspect!?
I know it’s tempting to threaten those shitty people, but you just can’t for this very reason.
I do hope there is a follow up for this one though
I know it’s tempting to threaten those shitty people, but you just can’t for this very reason.
I do hope there is a follow up for this one though
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melisssa87
| 30
Man the person that made him disappear did a well done job!
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Shawnie Gallant
| 24
Did you expect the threat to have no consequences? It’s 2019, someone will call the police over a car alarm.
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donthatemebut
| 14
And the #1 suspect of the case is named Poopamus
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BurnInDemonFire
| 28
Maybe he took your threat seriously. Or maybe you followed through with it. *squints suspiciously*
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RichardPencil
| 27
Sounds like a fun Carmen Sandiego episode. You leading the cops to various exotic countries to show them where you buried body parts.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 28
Imagine having to travel halfway around the world just to find some dead guy's junk.
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davidfong
| 14
So where did you bury him. $50k and I’ll help make home disappear for real.
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alycion
| 38
Probably took off after telling someone about the threat to screw with you. And I wouldn’t take that possibility lightly.
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Jonkbaby
| 18
you were just protecting your girl
I know it’s tempting to threaten those shitty people, but you just can’t for this very reason.
I do hope there is a follow up for this one though