This is why you don’t make threats.

Guess who’s a number one suspect!? I know it’s tempting to threaten those shitty people, but you just can’t for this very reason. I do hope there is a follow up for this one though

Did you expect the threat to have no consequences? It’s 2019, someone will call the police over a car alarm.

And the #1 suspect of the case is named Poopamus

Maybe he took your threat seriously. Or maybe you followed through with it. *squints suspiciously*

Sounds like a fun Carmen Sandiego episode. You leading the cops to various exotic countries to show them where you buried body parts.

Probably took off after telling someone about the threat to screw with you. And I wouldn’t take that possibility lightly.

you were just protecting your girl

that's why the cops ask you something you always ask why before you give an answer.

*detective hat* So if he's missing since the day you threatened him, who told the police? Or were you smart enough to yell at him in front of people?