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This is why you don’t make threats.
Did you expect the threat to have no consequences? It’s 2019, someone will call the police over a car alarm.
Maybe he took your threat seriously. Or maybe you followed through with it. *squints suspiciously*
Sounds like a fun Carmen Sandiego episode. You leading the cops to various exotic countries to show them where you buried body parts.
Imagine having to travel halfway around the world just to find some dead guy's junk.
Probably took off after telling someone about the threat to screw with you. And I wouldn’t take that possibility lightly.
you were just protecting your girl
*detective hat* So if he's missing since the day you threatened him, who told the police? Or were you smart enough to yell at him in front of people?
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Guess who’s a number one suspect!? I know it’s tempting to threaten those shitty people, but you just can’t for this very reason. I do hope there is a follow up for this one though
This is why you don’t make threats.