By Poopamus - 23/4/2019 14:00
Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML
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By  colderthanyou  |  15

Guess who’s a number one suspect!?
I know it’s tempting to threaten those shitty people, but you just can’t for this very reason.

I do hope there is a follow up for this one though

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By  colderthanyou  |  15

Guess who’s a number one suspect!?
I know it’s tempting to threaten those shitty people, but you just can’t for this very reason.

I do hope there is a follow up for this one though