Mental health, Weird and Awkward: Dingdong

Dingdong

By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me. Thinking it would be the nice thing to do, I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

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You deserved it 65 143

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2024 22:00 - Belgium

Today, I tried to be nice and held a door open for someone. I didn’t realize they were actually far away, so I ended up awkwardly standing there for 30 seconds while they power-walked towards me. FML

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Whoops

By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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You deserved it 36 063

By Wutdafuqq - 23/02/2015 20:18 - Canada - Kanata

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 267

I'm not okay

By butterbody - 23/03/2014 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

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You deserved it 6 813

By Anonymous - 27/07/2019 15:01 - United States - Pomona

Today, I held the door open for someone and he said, "Thank you!" I said, "Thank you!" back. FML

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You deserved it 464

Such a gentleman

By Harry123 - 01/09/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I was trying to be polite by holding the door for an elderly lady in a shop. What I didn’t realise was that the doors were automatic. I ended up standing there awkwardly for a good 5 seconds, holding onto thin air, while she just smiled and walked by. A bloke behind me said, “The doors don’t need your help, mate.” FML

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You deserved it 379

Butter fingers

By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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You deserved it 202

I'm fine, this is fine

By Harriett - 27/09/2024 06:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML

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You deserved it 310

By Crawlinginmymemes - 02/10/2016 18:46 - United States - Danvers

Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML

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You deserved it 2 005

By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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You deserved it 60 996

FPsLife 5

Monday 6 April 2009 12:16

At least you were trying to be nice. The world could use a few less jackasses.

suadelaaa 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:06

30 seconds? Hahahahhaa loser.

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suadelaaa 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:06

30 seconds? Hahahahhaa loser.

hairt 4

Saturday 4 September 2010 15:49

OP: HAHAHA I loled reading this #1 and your pic cracked me up even more :P

digapygmy 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:06

What? How do you even do that?

carmel 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:10

you're an idiot

FPsLife 5

Monday 6 April 2009 12:16

At least you were trying to be nice. The world could use a few less jackasses.

tsktsktsk 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:17

HAHAHAH I don't understand how this is an FML but it's still funny. and I agree with #4.

YouGotPwnd 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:19

Loool, it took you actually 30 seconds before you find out it was your shadow? Still sucks though

killersteve 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:36

This FML sucks and holds no weight. FYL for wasting my time

wowfmlife 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:36

The only reason this is an FML is because you're stupid.

C4rn4g3 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:37

Hahah awh

hollisterhottiex 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:40

BLONDEEE.

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Dingdong

Same thing different taste

Classic

Whoops

I'm not okay

Such a gentleman

Butter fingers

I'm fine, this is fine

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