Today, after my fiancé of seven years and the father of our four... - FML

By nunyabiz112 - 9/2/2016 05:02 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, after my fiancé of seven years and the father of our four kids broke up with me, saying he slept with another girl but not to worry, he thought about me the whole time and still wants to marry me one day, it turns out he's moved to another state. FML

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Who's to say it wouldn't have happened after marriage? And two sets of twins? Who would abort? It wasn't a bad relationship, just ended badly that's all. People divorce after ten, twelve, hell twenty years and none of them deserve it in my book. Ijs.

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By oh great - 9/8/2015 15:23 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, my brother let me fly his two day old, expensive drone. Within a minute I had crashed it into a potato field. Four hours of searching and we still haven't found it. FML

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By Girl-of-very-little-brain - 29/12/2011 12:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/7/2013 05:24 - United States - Oakland

Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML

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By pzy - 24/10/2016 15:46

Today, I'm in the middle seat on a flight to Dallas. The guy on the aisle is sleeping with his mouth open and I can smell his breath. I feel nauseous. FML

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By C BOMB - 14/9/2015 23:58 - Australia - Toowong

Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML

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By Awks - 30/11/2012 06:30 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/3/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML

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By leez - 1/2/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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By Sadandphoneless - 23/1/2019 18:00

Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised someone had stolen my new £700 phone while I was talking to the driver. FML

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By bottomdrawerraider - 17/11/2010 17:13 - United States

Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML

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By lonelyguy - 28/11/2009 03:02 - Puerto Rico

Today, I invited my crush to come and spend thanksgiving dinner with me and my family, she agreed but asked me if she could bring her friend. Turns out her "friend" was actually her boyfriend and they drank all the expensive wine I bought. FML

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By Chipper - 9/8/2018 03:50

Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/1/2011 17:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML

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By whoops - 8/7/2015 16:30 - Taiwan

Today, while visiting family in Taipei, I came across a large button that said "PUSH" on it. I was curious and pushed it. A deafening alarm then sounded for the next 10 minutes, attracting concerned neighbours and finally a security guard who informed me that I'd pushed a panic button. FML

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By Sharon - 10/12/2016 13:51 - United Kingdom - Heckmondwike

Today, my own dog bit me quite severely when I was in the middle of teaching a dog obedience class. Everyone had a good laugh at me and in the past few hours 4 of them have contacted me to let me know they won't be attending future lessons and that they'd like to get their money back. FML

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By sigh - 21/12/2011 12:39 - United States

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

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By Stressed dad - 18/7/2017 20:00

Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML

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By heart broken - 29/12/2014 09:05 - United States

Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 2/7/2012 05:47 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my mother-in-law said I wasn't the type she expected her son to marry, as he's always dated cheerleaders and model types. I must have looked offended, so she added, "I mean they weren't smart like you." So, I might be smart but I'm the ugliest girl my husband has ever been with. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/3/2016 02:05 - United States

Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML

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By ouch - 16/4/2013 16:17 - United States - Nashville

Today, for the fifth time since my parents got divorced, my father has decided he doesn't want to pick me up for his weekend because I'm "too responsible to have fun with." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/7/2012 16:09 - United Kingdom - Darlington

Today, I had the contraceptive implant removed from my arm after having had it in for three years. I was one of the unlucky people whose body sticks to it. It took half an hour to cut and pull a tiny little stick out of my arm. FML

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By anonymous - 5/9/2012 16:25 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

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By Username - 27/1/2011 17:40 - Romania

Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

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By broooooock - 16/7/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, it dawned on me that I've been married for 6 months, but because of the Army I've spent only around 12 days total with my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 9/10/2010 23:32 - Antigua and Barbuda

Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML

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By sincerely - 3/6/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML

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By number2 - 14/6/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/5/2015 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML

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By Username - 16/2/2012 23:30 - United States

Today, the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally moved out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 1/7/2020 17:03

You're in the army now, oh ohoh

Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML

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By tickdog - 19/3/2012 03:09 - United States - Rockwall

Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2013 16:50

Today, my boss declared total bankruptcy of the company and I lost my job. The good news is my coworkers and I all received McDonald's 10%-off coupons. They expired in 2003. FML

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By dudeyouarefired - 20/12/2012 08:16

Today, the highly intoxicated singer of my band decided it would be a wonderful idea to squat down and take a shit on stage in the middle of a gig. FML

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By Anonymous - 7/11/2015 05:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML

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By Amy - 19/5/2010 20:19 - France

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/3/2018 15:00

Today, as I was perusing old photos with my mother, I found one of her with a "childhood friend" at her wedding to my dad. Now I know where my green eyes and blotchy neck birthmark came from, and it's not from the man I’ve been calling "dad" for 40 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2019 16:00

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Today, my boyfriend accused me of not coming home at all last week. The truth is, I was up and gone to work before him every morning, and I was home after he went to bed. He didn’t even bother talking to me or asking where I was last week, we both work 24/7 on-call jobs, and he knows this happens sometimes. FML

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By seepeezy32 - 2/2/2011 02:32

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

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By annonn - 24/3/2016 11:11 - Brunei Darussalam - Bandar Seri Begawan

Today, I found out that people know when you're screenshooting their snaps on Snapchat, by the guy I have a crush on, asking me why I keep doing it. FML

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By Googolman | 29

#6532500 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 13:55

Great! He's automatically out of your life. You are now free to forget about him. You don't need him.

By nunyabiz112 | 10

#6532683 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 18:03

Who's to say it wouldn't have happened after marriage? And two sets of twins? Who would abort? It wasn't a bad relationship, just ended badly that's all. People divorce after ten, twelve, hell twenty years and none of them deserve it in my book. Ijs.

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By jessmonkey | 15

#6532496 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 13:54

Classy guy.

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holyshmolly | 13

#6532518 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 14:18

Fiancé WITH kids for 7 yrs should've been the red flag.

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KeannaLove | 32

#6532519 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 14:20

Why would that be a red flag? You don't have to get married to have kids.

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noisyboy4000 | 23

#6532526 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 14:37

Not exactly. But after 4 kids and still nothing? Not really a good sign

By zAstonish | 20

#6532497 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 13:54

Give up on him.

By Googolman | 29

#6532500 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 13:55

Great! He's automatically out of your life. You are now free to forget about him. You don't need him.

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Mpii | 11

#6532549 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 14:55

I feel like you're forgetting the kids.

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KaD6 | 23

#6532662 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 17:31

How's she going to forget when she's looking at his kid's faces every day for the rest of her life?

By organizse | 28

#6532501 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 13:56

What a complete asshole. There's no hope for cowards like him

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KaD6 | 23

#6532661 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 17:30

There is one hope-women wising up.

By BlueBaronBitch | 22

#6532506 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 14:00

It's people like him that should not be allowed to reproduce in the first place, out of your life and out of your mind I'm so sorry to hear about that OP, I hope your kids are doing okay as well as you

By staminprime | 12

#6532511 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 14:12

hey you can make him pay for being a douche bag. its called child support :)

By maz08 | 11

#6532514 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 14:15

You're far better off without him and your kids don't need to grow up seeing their mother being disrespected

By SlimFILS | 4

#6532516 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 14:18

4 kids in 7 seven and u're not married?? What were you expecting??

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rldostie | 19

#6532567 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 15:24

Not everyone believes marriage is the ultimate commitment. For some, children alone are seen as more binding than a marriage contract. If the guy is willing to break the hearts of his kids, then something tells me he wasn't going to take marriage vows very seriously either.

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zeffra13 | 31

#6532630 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 16:39

#21 if they didn't believe in marriage, why get engaged?

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chinaski7628 | 32

#6532643 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 17:02

That's right, 8, I forgot, married people never cheat or leave their children…

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ThatOneChick856 | 36

#6532649 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 17:15

I think #8 means that it's really fishy that he's willing to have 4 kids with the OP but won't seal the deal on marriage after 7 years of engagement. Unless there were major things that prevented the marriage from happening, it's odd that he didn't want legal ties with her for so long (outside of the kids) since he got engaged to OP. It's one thing to never want to be married and have kids anyways, but another to wait for your partner to keep their promise after 7 years.

By Bravewolf | 15

#6532517 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 14:18

at least you weren't married, sucks for the kids though.

By youdontsay123456 | 21

#6532521 - Tuesday 9 February 2016 14:21

Take this as a sign that he's a two timer and you deserve better. Hope you get better OP.