#54: Chill out sherlock!

Fun fact of the day: pregnant women's hormone levels are 1000x that of women who are not pregnant.

@54- i think her parents were with her at the time, which is why they knew she eas crying and called OP.

No, it's like the "before" and "after" label. So it's labeled "ugly" and "new", "fashionable" or something.

Lol, that icon with that comment. Beautiful.

OP, tell your wife about that couch that one guy on FML had sex with. Let us know her reaction to that :)

Because Morgan Freman is your profile pic this is funny

I think the way the Op wrote this FML would indicate that the advertisment called the couch ugly, and the pregnant wife was crying about the couches hurt feelings. I don't think you understood the FML #2.

At least she didn't cry because the couch wasn't living up to its destiny of being a couch...

That couch had hopes and dreams... Dreams of weary bottoms.

#15: Only avid FML readers will get that!

That fml was hilarious.

She'll laugh at this when it's over :)

yeah y'all are totally right! women can't really control the hormones and how it makes them act but hopefully she will apologize and laugh about it later. also, don't hold it against her, OP cause she'll be embarrassed enough after the fact. I did some silly things like this when I was expecting too! I'm sure all moms have lol

Oh no! More like she couldn't tell them amidst all the crying! She thought it was pretty fucking sad! Obviously it wasn't ridiculous for her!

Better off just saying, "I can't talk about it. It's really really REALLY super personal. Woman stuff, you know." And if he's a man you'll get the added bonus of making him uncomfortable with the term, "Woman stuff."

Except keep plenty of chocolate ice cream and pickles on hand (or whatever she's craving any given moment!)