Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML
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Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML
Today, just like almost every other day, my mom goes onto the computer and scolds me for what I watch on YouTube, even when the videos aren't that graphic. Today she scolded me because she found out that I'd watched videos related to the Max Headroom signal intrusion back in '87. Why can't I just watch what I want? FML
Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML
Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML
Today, I was doing homework in the living room when my mom came in and started blasting music and cleaning. When I asked if she could turn it off so I could study, she bitched at me about "My house, my rules." She also has a rule that we can’t do homework in our rooms because of too many distractions. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my sister is being a complete jerk, hogging the TV (we listen to music on it) and is being bratty about it too. She smirks at me behind my parents' back, and says snarky comments too. When I tell my parents about it, then she acts all innocent and LIES, and then they don't believe me. FML
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sunnyt 5
No one likes Nicki Minaj and her Super Bass though.
mpsteve137 15
She can't be demonic... Satan himself hates that music
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Comments (137)
HeartOfLead 24
I'm sure Satin is just jamming out to this music while roasting dead hip hop artist with his billiard stick and knitting a striped sweater to wear for night out downtown to the classical musics fair.
coolkitty154 11
Yes, my fabric enjoys dancing as well.
how2info 5
Nicki Minaj is terrible though.
Exatonne 1
I urge others to warn their brood of the vile Dark Queen Nicki Minaj. She corrupts the souls of the young and innocent like a lion feeding on carrion.
cordelay98 10
I don't listen to that kind of music unless I'm dancing, because there is just no meaning or emotion in it. I can't stand Nikki Manaj AT ALL though.
Sigil 11
Fake.
feedmankeynow 10
Everyone has their own choice of music but why listen to her she's a total dumbass
mrethan247 14
You like what you like. I personally have 2 Nicki Minaj albums. I don't really agree with what the songs talk about, but I find the way she "sings" and some of the things she says funny. Makes me laugh and smile, so it's worth it.
xsydneyx123 28
If you're old enough to have a night job, why do you still live with your mom?
wufbarkdoggo 6
Religion sucks
Dr_Awesome654 24
Am I the only one here who likes Nikki Minaj?