Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML
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Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML
Today, just like almost every other day, my mom goes onto the computer and scolds me for what I watch on YouTube, even when the videos aren't that graphic. Today she scolded me because she found out that I'd watched videos related to the Max Headroom signal intrusion back in '87. Why can't I just watch what I want? FML
Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML
Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML
Today, I was doing homework in the living room when my mom came in and started blasting music and cleaning. When I asked if she could turn it off so I could study, she bitched at me about "My house, my rules." She also has a rule that we can’t do homework in our rooms because of too many distractions. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my sister is being a complete jerk, hogging the TV (we listen to music on it) and is being bratty about it too. She smirks at me behind my parents' back, and says snarky comments too. When I tell my parents about it, then she acts all innocent and LIES, and then they don't believe me. FML
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sunnyt 5
No one likes Nicki Minaj and her Super Bass though.
mpsteve137 15
She can't be demonic... Satan himself hates that music
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lenluigi 6
at least you have a job...
citymayer 7
Yeah! I bet he never got fired after 1 1/2 weeks because he couldn't make a sandwich 30 seconds faster!!! Excuse me.. I had a fit of jealous rage there..
MissIconic 8
Then tell your brother to stop playing Nicki Minaj xD FYL.
mpsteve137 15
She can't be demonic... Satan himself hates that music
Shadow_Phantom 26
I wouldn't say hate, but... it is rather bland.
citymayer 7
You just described nicki Minaj as bland.. How? Even bad tasting food wouldn't be called bland. She might not be "unique" to most people (including me) but she's not particularly bland.
Shadow_Phantom 26
>Rates the actual Satanist's comment DOWN >Rates the person who is joking UP /facepalm
Svetlana22 8
I could understand her yelling at you if your night job is in the sex industry, but it doesn't seem like it if you dont like nicki minja
batman_516 9
Have you ever herped so hard that you derped?
BryanThaMan 14
I think you sir fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on your way down. She never even remotely conveyed her job as one in the sex industry so why imply this?
Krysk_fml 0
Was I the only one who laughed at nicki minja?
JustKittyKat 24
Don't listen to her. Someone probably did the same thing to her when she was young. She doesn't know any better, sadly. Just remember not to be like that if you ever have kids.
b0ngs 7
may I point out that music was 100000x better when the mom was younger. Every thing before the 2000s had better music
greenie213 23
Good thing your brother doesn't like screamo.
mpsteve137 15
I'd take screamo over that shit anyday
lexeous 4
A wild, offended commenter appears! (Hint: it's me)
RickyMichelle 7
I'm sorry but what's wrong with screamo? It's better than anything Nicki Minaj can spit out.
gmc_blossom 21
I'd rather listen to her "spitting out" words than listening to people screaming at me. Excuse me, but how do you understand what they're saying? How can you enjoy that? ._.
Briscuit 24
Guys, I think he was implying the mother would have an even bigger fit if he listened to screamo. If she was flipping her lid over that pop "music", imagine her reaction to hardcore screamo? I think that's what he was getting at, anyway.
Maugetarr 2
at # 67: Not always, but you know it is possible to appreciate both the musical stylings of bands such as the beatles and between the buried and me? (but not Nicki Minaj)
lilpixie21 11
Uhm I'm sorry but what's screamo? I assume you refer to stuff such as suicide silence/chelsea grin etc it's called HEAVY METAL! I'm so sick of people saying screamo there is no such genre at all it falls under METAL genres even if not one word is actually said but screamed and it actually takes skill, if you just screamed you would end up with a bleeding throat like all these wannabe screamers These heavy metal singers go day after day on tours they don't get a bleeding throat even after years of doing it. It may sound like screaming to all you auto tube fans but you try do it you'll lose your voice for a very lonnnnnggg time
Laurenlou 24
There are MANY Christian screamo/metal core bands out there and they are more understandable than that Nikki Minaj demonic crap. I fail to see how anyone would ever prefer Nikki Minaj over some good rock music. >.
whynotbliss 18
Night job... As a stripper?
linkinpark98 24
Even Satan himself hates Nicki Minaj's "music".
mpsteve137 15
Hmm... De ja vu
linkinpark98 24
Eh? Oh! I'm sorry, I don't read the comments before I post. :/
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Satan hates Justin Bieber more.
linkinpark98 24
I'm sure he does, SqueakyChipmunk, I'm sure he does. :)
perdix 31
What is your night job? Are you in a Nicki Minaj tribute band?
AznSamoan52 10
Your mom is right about Nicki Minaj, but the night job part? If she yells at you because of your night job, then maybe it's time to consider taking another job.
linkinpark98 24
Changing jobs just because someone yells at them about it? If it pays well, I don't think changing jobs is in the question. That seems pretty absurd.
AznSamoan52 10
Sorry, the thought kinda just came to me. But I, for one, wouldn't want to be yelled at so much to the point that I need a hearing aid.
linkinpark98 24
Hah, it's fine. I wasn't trying to sound like an ass. Lol But yeah, I do somewhat agree with you. If your job really is causing such a argument, then finding a better job would probably be the best option.
AznSamoan52 10
Especially if she works as a stripper or any job of sexual themes.
ProhibitionRose 14
...maybe I misread it but it says nothing about OP's mom yelling because of the job. She's yelling at OP's brother. Not OP.
AznSamoan52 10
No, I think I misread by a long shot. Sorry about my comment. It's just the way she worded this is what confused me. I thought she yelled at him AND her. The brother for bad taste in music and Op for a weird night job. Sorry about that. :) And thank you for clearing that up.