Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML
Today, just like almost every other day, my mom goes onto the computer and scolds me for what I watch on YouTube, even when the videos aren't that graphic. Today she scolded me because she found out that I'd watched videos related to the Max Headroom signal intrusion back in '87. Why can't I just watch what I want? FML
Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML
Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML
Today, I was doing homework in the living room when my mom came in and started blasting music and cleaning. When I asked if she could turn it off so I could study, she bitched at me about "My house, my rules." She also has a rule that we can’t do homework in our rooms because of too many distractions. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my sister is being a complete jerk, hogging the TV (we listen to music on it) and is being bratty about it too. She smirks at me behind my parents' back, and says snarky comments too. When I tell my parents about it, then she acts all innocent and LIES, and then they don't believe me. FML
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sunnyt 5
No one likes Nicki Minaj and her Super Bass though.
mpsteve137 15
She can't be demonic... Satan himself hates that music
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animal50199 10
OP I bet the reason she freaks out is because she has problems. NO OFFENSE but the last time a mom did that we all know what happened...! :D
ThePranav 1
That's the Illuminati, she be referring too
linkinpark98 24
Oh please. Are we going to start all that 'Illuminati is taking over' bullshit?
Ozuru 11
Nicki Minaj is just some lucky ghetto trash woman who got lucky. Totally agree with your mother, remember, mother knows best!
Ray_of_midnight 23
Just goes to show that this kind of religious loonyism isn't confined to the USA. I feel a bit less embarrassed about being an American now. :-/
Lorean 6
Nicki Minaj music is so annoying and Ghetto and alot people say shes part of the illuminati and thats she reptillian and all this crap thats probably why your mother says shes demonic
AznSamoan52 10
She's not demonic. She's BEYOND demonic.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Which is ironic... considering neither the illuminati, nor reptilians are of Satan.
Keliosan 6
I don't know where you come from but the ghetto she's referring to has nothing to do with income. Yes, that's what the word technically is meant for but most people that use it in terms of attitude mean ignorant, stupid, arrogant people that are somehow completely shameless at the same time(might be a little specific but that's my interpretation of the word).
magicman34 1
I think ur mom is the actual "terrible demonic garbage"
roadrash2003 4
Somebody works the corner at night
Ilikeurfmls 13
She's right
1030295 6
I like your Mom, OP. She's definitely right.
melikeyturtles 3
Your moms right. Nicki Minaj is demonic. So is Lady Gaga. Both of them are garbage really.
RickyMichelle 7
I can only agree half way. Lady Gaga does send a good message to people in the world. And her music is at least actual music. Nicki Minaj on the other hand has very intolerable music and doesnt try to send a message out there to help people. At least that's what I know of her.
KiddNYC1O 22
Life is a beach and Lady Gaga's playing in the sand. Doesn't mean she's good but she knows how to build a fan base.