Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML
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Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML
Today, just like almost every other day, my mom goes onto the computer and scolds me for what I watch on YouTube, even when the videos aren't that graphic. Today she scolded me because she found out that I'd watched videos related to the Max Headroom signal intrusion back in '87. Why can't I just watch what I want? FML
Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML
Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML
Today, I was doing homework in the living room when my mom came in and started blasting music and cleaning. When I asked if she could turn it off so I could study, she bitched at me about "My house, my rules." She also has a rule that we can’t do homework in our rooms because of too many distractions. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my sister is being a complete jerk, hogging the TV (we listen to music on it) and is being bratty about it too. She smirks at me behind my parents' back, and says snarky comments too. When I tell my parents about it, then she acts all innocent and LIES, and then they don't believe me. FML
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sunnyt 5
No one likes Nicki Minaj and her Super Bass though.
mpsteve137 15
She can't be demonic... Satan himself hates that music
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Comments (137)
Lelejames89 7
**** everybody who is hatin on nicki minaj
LuminousKing 7
Haters gonna hate Why do you people hate nicki minaj so much just because you think her music is bad? Kim kardashian is a **** and people still like her
scorcher64 6
Why do people feel the music they listen to is better than the next person's? When are folks going to learn everyone has their own taste in music.
algdfamily 7
It's amazing to me that no one has pointed out ... Your obviously an adult, if you don't like YOUR PARENTS house and how your mom runs it ... Move out be an adult and get your own place, then you won't hear her yelling at your brother ... Just be paying all the bills.....
kevthegreat21 3
Hahahahahaa. You've got a water boy mom! EVERYTHING IS THE DEVIL.
kriz_allizwell 6
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LilSideTwerk 0
she's half right. Nikki Minaj is garbage
PINKninja007 0
No one likes Nicki Minaj is a very blunt comment and shows no knowledge. There are many people out there that enjoy her music. Be realistic next time!! :)
xxooxx210 3
Ha! At least your brother doesn't listen to screamo. I used to listen to that stuff and play it really loud so my parents could hear it while driving down the block to get to our house :) your mom got lucky
kayliers 5
Ur mom needs to relax. its just music. N she should b happy that u have a job.