By carr - 04/03/2011 16:25 - France
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Build a fort with all the trashbags. Then she will want to hang out in your fort. And you be like: GTFO out my fort bitch.
Have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend on your mom's bed. Make sure it's kinky sex. So this includes body paint, whip cream, cherries, sex toys, you name it. Just teach her a lesson!
#62 - Yeah, it tells you the gender of the OP. That's how I know it's a "chic" #63 - Oh shit, you're right. If KaySL found out, he would probably give me an extra forty lashes. Don't tell him I told you this, but I secretly enjoy it when he whips me... He doesn't know so shhh!!
Hahahaha don't come back from your vacation maybe then your mom will realize ur gone and shell start putting the trash away herself any way me and my friend went into a ravine a few days ago when we found a magical door that lead us to the world of narnia it was their that we realized the wicked witch and aslan were having sex so we tried to run away but than aslan noticed us and turned us into stone. well my other friends found out about this and put missing posters up on trees buildings and walls. that was when they realized that it was all a trap and they were also turned into stone. I got really angry and broke out of the stone and walked up to the wicked witch and told her to take off her shoes and let me smell her sweaty gross socks. it was their that aslan realized that the witch was cheating on him and he decided to break it off. well I was smelling thebwicked witche feet when I heard a roar and I looked back to see aslan I fingered him and kept smelling her feet and socks and licking and sucking her feet and their we lay for the rest of eternity licking sucking smelling sniffing fucking and massaging each others filthy smelly stinky dirty feet THE END
Okay... First things first. I was disturbed by #12's story. Second I feel OP here. I got demoted at one of my old jobs cause of some crap like this. This is when you look your mother in the eye and point both middle fingers to the sky. Then hope you have a good friend to live with til that settles.