Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML
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Today, my mom told me to take the trash out. I started to, but then I saw that the trash can had been rolled out to the curb, so I went to my room to put on shoes. My mom apparently took this as me deciding not to take the trash out, as she not only yelled at me, but growled and hissed as well. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML
Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
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wisericky 12
Build a fort with all the trashbags. Then she will want to hang out in your fort. And you be like: GTFO out my fort bitch.
KingDingALing 9
Have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend on your mom's bed. Make sure it's kinky sex. So this includes body paint, whip cream, cherries, sex toys, you name it. Just teach her a lesson!
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Comments (101)
AbusedTampon 6
I love dumb parents.
saleha97 4
I guess it's your fault, for not telling her you were away?
maronofhearts 19
Just like to say one thing, why do people say away on holiday? a holiday is an event a day or length of days i understand that here in America we dont say it but in other places they do i just hate that term just like the rest o the world hates that we wont convert to the metric system but to me you go away on a trip or vacation and a holiday is something you celebrate. I'm sure ill get thumbs down for something but id actually like to know why the word holiday is used.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I'd say think of it this way. A vacation is a time away from something, such as people will take vacation days off from work, but will stay home. To be away on holiday is to actually go somewhere to celebrate that time off from work and to enjoy life. I don't know if that's why most people use that term but that's why I say it.
Shawnee_dear 10
Kudos for commenting and not caring about getting thumbed down.(: And also, I don't see a valid reason that you would get thumbed down in the first place. Maybe it was because you were politically incorrect and hurt people's feelings. xD
Buggi_fml 0
Your mom sounds like my mom. I clean up before I leave home always but the kitchen always looks like shit when I come home like she dont know how to clean up behind herself, then she get mad if I dont clean it
skate4life753 0
Today, I piled multiple trash bags on my sons bed to motivate him to do more around the house. He still did not throw them out. Its been 3 weeks. Lazy bastard. FML
underguarded 20
Your moms so lazy she can't take trash out herself or even notice when her own child is gone? How does someone that stupid walk the earth
Shawnee_dear 10
Legs, my friend. Legs.
DrReuben 0
Wow, **** your life dude...or get a new mom.
lil_lala209 5
co za asy.....
persianjr1 7
rwj win
RockstarRN 10
It probably took more effort to do that than just take em out herself. WAB
donkeyshlong42 1
COUGAR!
SirEBC 7
Dude..inappropriate.
b1aze 0
dude, not all of his comments HAVE to be funny. There's no reason to say it isn't funny it it isn't, just don't reply to it.