Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML
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Today, my mom told me to take the trash out. I started to, but then I saw that the trash can had been rolled out to the curb, so I went to my room to put on shoes. My mom apparently took this as me deciding not to take the trash out, as she not only yelled at me, but growled and hissed as well. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML
Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
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wisericky 12
Build a fort with all the trashbags. Then she will want to hang out in your fort. And you be like: GTFO out my fort bitch.
KingDingALing 9
Have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend on your mom's bed. Make sure it's kinky sex. So this includes body paint, whip cream, cherries, sex toys, you name it. Just teach her a lesson!
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Comments (101)
nrelavender 10
that stinks.
mayndaapathetic 4
Put them in her bed. If it bothered her so much she should have done it herself! She totally deserves it. How the hell do you not realize your own child has been gone for 3 weeks?!
syn7hetic 0
If you can afford to go away for 3weeks why are you living with your mum? YDI
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Perhaps they saved up specifically to be able to go on this particular vacation but normally can't afford such things. It could be that someone else is actually paying for the holiday and the OP is just choosing to take a loss in terms of their own money making because it was too good an opportunity to pass up. For we know the OP managed to somehow win a 3 week holiday in some kind of competition. Just because someone manages to do something once doesn't mean they could afford to do it on a normal basis.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
For all we know* Sorry about the errors I was a bit loopy at the time I typed that comment.
xokaylaaa 2
my mom does the same crap. i will be late for school and tell her i will take it to the dump at 4:15 when i get home. i come home to find it either in my bed or my parking spot. this is like monthly... fml too!
vabeach94 0
he's a creep.
rene22 18
Instead of taking it out herself she puts it on your bed, wtf? FYL indeed
dt520 4
eh... didnt this get posted literally word for word a week ago?
tiswine 0
your mom is SO RETARDED!
yusaku02 20
3 week holiday? Someone is either rich or european... either way YDI
ChibiChibi_fml 28
The OP deserves it because for some reason the their mother is incapable of taking the trash, that the OP wasn't even there to create, out? If the OP wasn't even there to contribute to the garbage why should she be required to take it out? Also since you don't know how the holiday came to be you can't make such assumptions that they are rich or whatever. For all the information we are given, the OP could have been saving up money for the past ten years specifically so that they could take this holiday. They could be away with a friend who is helping to pay for the cost of the trip. They could have one the trip. We just don't know.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
won* the trip. Stupid medications are seriously mucking up my thought process and typing.
madhatter3392 0
So your saying your mom made the effort in taking the trash into her house, piling it on your bed, and making not only your room, but the house smell. Instead of taking the trash outside?