Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML
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Today, my mom told me to take the trash out. I started to, but then I saw that the trash can had been rolled out to the curb, so I went to my room to put on shoes. My mom apparently took this as me deciding not to take the trash out, as she not only yelled at me, but growled and hissed as well. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML
Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
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wisericky 12
Build a fort with all the trashbags. Then she will want to hang out in your fort. And you be like: GTFO out my fort bitch.
KingDingALing 9
Have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend on your mom's bed. Make sure it's kinky sex. So this includes body paint, whip cream, cherries, sex toys, you name it. Just teach her a lesson!
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Comments (101)
welandedonthemoo 5
first of all. if ur leaving for a while, why wouldn't u throw the trash away instead of leaving it there. second. it's not an fml. Its a ur a filthy fk
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I think the OP lives with her family and it's normally her job to take the trash out. Since she has been gone the family has still been throwing stuff out but the OP hasn't been there to take it out. It's not that she just left their trash sitting around for a while. If that wasn't the case I don't see why it would matter to/ or how the OP's mother would notice that the OP hadn't taken the trash out.
djewel6 0
I dont know what's worse the fact the trash has been sitting around or the fact she didn't realize you weren't home for 3weeks. sucks either way
FMLoverAgain 7
i think that's what bothered her most. her mother did not know she was gone for 3 weeks. Sad dysfunctional family.
SirEBC 7
Not being present is no excuse for not taking out the trash. YDI.
CoconutMuffin 5
You have issues my friend.
donkeyshlong42 1
ur pic is awsome
boatkicker 5
Sadly, my mother had that same thought process.
FallonFerSure 6
Haha Ewwww fyl
Bano360 25
Nah not funny.
Nugaot 10
It could be possible the Op lives alone, but has an overprotective mother who like to come in and "check on him" every once in a while. Op's mom probably forgot he was away on a holiday. but in any case, FYL, dude, that really sucks. Explain what happened to your mother and make her wash your sheets or something.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
If that was the case than why would there be trash in the first place? That would mean that the OP A)just didn't bother to throw out their trash before leaving, which makes no sense and is gross. B) Has magically appearing garbage or C) Has roommate in which case the OP's mother would have to be really stupid to assume that the trash pile up was solely the OP's responsibility. The more likely scenario is that the OP lives at home and is normally supposed to take out the garbage.
EvilSpirt 5
I bet if you search in the trash you'll find some intresting....
superpoptart 24
that blows op
sallen0046 4
If you live alone, why wouldn't you take out the garbage before you left for three weeks? If you still live at home and have responsibilities there, why wouldn't you tell your family you were going to be away for three weeks? And more importantly, how disgusting is your family that it took three weeks for them to notice mounds of full garbage bags lying around the house?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
If mom fails to notice that the OP hasn't been home for three weeks than it would be a pretty good bet that she would fail to listen to the OP telling her that they were going away for a bit.
sallen0046 4
Just because you share a home with a parent does not mean they keep tabs on you. It's entirely possible they work different hours, and that it isn't uncommon not to see each other. It's still common courtesy to let the other know you're not going to be home for weeks at a time, especially if you need them to do tasks you're usually in charge of.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Given the line "I guess she didn't notice that part" I am betting that the OP and her parents do see each other. If it was common for them to not see each other than it wouldn't be at all surprising that she didn't notice the OP was on holiday.
stevenmx86 8
I don't understand.. How does your mom not know you're away if she lives with you?