Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML
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Today, my mom told me to take the trash out. I started to, but then I saw that the trash can had been rolled out to the curb, so I went to my room to put on shoes. My mom apparently took this as me deciding not to take the trash out, as she not only yelled at me, but growled and hissed as well. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML
Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
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Top comments
wisericky 12
Build a fort with all the trashbags. Then she will want to hang out in your fort. And you be like: GTFO out my fort bitch.
KingDingALing 9
Have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend on your mom's bed. Make sure it's kinky sex. So this includes body paint, whip cream, cherries, sex toys, you name it. Just teach her a lesson!
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Comments (101)
shana07 0
that's exactly what my mom would do to me. She always forgets I'm gone and she makes huge messes and calls me to clean them when I'm out of town or at work
SirEBC 7
As I like to say: If people aren't hating on you, you're doing something wrong.
emetos 8
YDI for saying "holiday" instead of "vacation." I don't care if you're British.
cja101 8
im British well kinda. I'm from northern Ireland call me Irish if u want bat anyway I like this comment
chosha_fml 27
How did you accumulate so much trash while away on holiday? Obviously the holiday isn't the reason you were up to your lazy ass in trash.
AryannaT 6
it wasn't their trash. it was everyone's and they probably just have trash duty
ryanst 7
It sure seems like all people want to do lately is talk crap to boners.. I personally don't find him that funny, but everyone has a unique sense of humor. Some people think he's funny, so stop talking shit when someone makes a joke you don't like.
varkey 7
wtf, put them on her bed FYL
Bano360 25
Talking shit by saying it wasn't funny? You need to learn what shit talking is.
sin211 0
if you were gone for a few weeks how could you be taking the trash out and who's mom doesn't notice their kid is gone for weeks?!
dansco 25
Great family you are! You don't tell your mum you went away and she didn't notice...
awardZu 0
Throw them on her bed. Then cut them open! After you are done with that, shove your vacation pictures in her face for hours. That'll teach her!