By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 17:18 - Germany

Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML
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amerwin 3
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I don't suggest masturbating today.

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Thisismoses 0
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who uses a towel to clean up glass?

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3alawyel7elwa 4
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Ouch, I guess you have to be more careful next time :L

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iSitt 0

ydi for not throwing that towel away. youll never get all the glass shards out of it.

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breena25 0

stupid...

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MarkFeehily 0

I agree! it could have been worse... you could have used the towel to masturbate :P

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seanders 10
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Who the fuck uses a towel to clean glass?

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babyyappld 7
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op why wouldn't you use a broom and dustpan? much more effective.

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amerwin 3
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I don't suggest masturbating today.

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clarissa_Gyall 0

lmfao

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babez11 0

only masturbate if u want the next person u hav sex with to hav glass up their pussy (that is if op is a guy)

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Mercedeh910 0
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I think u have lint in ur eye.

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AKlovee787 0

hahahaha agreed

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oliver86 8
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you should get that checked out

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valri3 0
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Yes we all feel compassion and love for you.

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Immersion 0
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I do believe u op don't worry

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picklezz123 5
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ouchhhh that sounds terrible

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lol_master_007 0
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You could, like, totaly be Leatherface's partner in crime now!!! Leatherface & Glasshands!!!!!! DAH DAH DUHHHHH! :)

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StormGirl142 24

This made me giggle :)

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you_failed 15

Ooooh. Sorry OP to hear that! D:

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Thabb 0

Why did you do that?

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dirtyblond 4

cause hes a retard

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shibainu519 0

that poor towel has to be in so much pain! :(

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