FML : Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe...

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Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 4 March 2011 17:18 / Germany

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By amerwin | 3

#2150387 - Friday 4 March 2011 23:13

I don't suggest masturbating today.

By Thisismoses | 0

#2150425 - Friday 4 March 2011 23:24

who uses a towel to clean up glass?

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By 3alawyel7elwa | 4

#2150384 - Friday 4 March 2011 23:13

Ouch, I guess you have to be more careful next time :L

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iSitt | 0

#2150446 - Friday 4 March 2011 23:29

ydi for not throwing that towel away.
youll never get all the glass shards out of it.

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breena25 | 0

#2151685 - Saturday 5 March 2011 9:43

stupid...

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MarkFeehily | 0

#2151768 - Saturday 5 March 2011 10:51

I agree! it could have been worse... you could have used the towel to masturbate :P

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seanders | 10

#2151907 - Saturday 5 March 2011 12:27

Who the fuck uses a towel to clean glass?

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babyyappld | 7

#2152145 - Saturday 5 March 2011 17:03

op why wouldn't you use a broom and dustpan? much more effective.

By amerwin | 3

#2150387 - Friday 4 March 2011 23:13

I don't suggest masturbating today.

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clarissa_Gyall | 0

#2150458 - Friday 4 March 2011 23:32

lmfao

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FallonFerSure | 6

#2150461 - Friday 4 March 2011 23:32

I agree.

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babez11 | 0

#2150494 - Friday 4 March 2011 23:51

only masturbate if u want the next person u hav sex with to hav glass up their pussy (that is if op is a guy)

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Mercedeh910 | 0

#2151119 - Saturday 5 March 2011 3:34

I think u have lint in ur eye.

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AKlovee787 | 0

#2151514 - Saturday 5 March 2011 7:09

hahahaha agreed

By oliver86 | 8

#2150389 - Friday 4 March 2011 23:15

you should get that checked out

By valri3 | 0

#2150393 - Friday 4 March 2011 23:16

Yes we all feel compassion and love for you.

By Immersion | 0

#2150395 - Friday 4 March 2011 23:16

I do believe u op don't worry

By picklezz123 | 5

#2150399 - Friday 4 March 2011 23:16

ouchhhh that sounds terrible

By lol_master_007 | 0

#2150405 - Friday 4 March 2011 23:19

You could, like, totaly be Leatherface's partner in crime now!!! Leatherface & Glasshands!!!!!! DAH DAH DUHHHHH! :)

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StormGirl142 | 24

#2151898 - Saturday 5 March 2011 12:24

This made me giggle :)

By you_failed | 15

#2150414 - Friday 4 March 2011 23:22

Ooooh. Sorry OP to hear that! D:

By Thabb | 0

#2150420 - Friday 4 March 2011 23:23

Why did you do that?

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dirtyblond | 4

#2151625 - Saturday 5 March 2011 8:44

cause hes a retard

By shibainu519 | 0

#2150422 - Friday 4 March 2011 23:23

that poor towel has to be in so much pain! :(

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agranger51 | 0

#2152817 - Saturday 5 March 2011 22:27

haha!!

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