Numb By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML I agree, your life sucks 443 You deserved it 1 684 Tweet Share
Today, I realized that I am unconditionally, irrevocably, and deeply in love with someone who doesn't love me anymore. I'd give my life for him and he won't even message me back. Life really sucks. FML I agree, your life sucks 55 You deserved it 22
Today, I tried to make a healthy smoothie, but I accidentally added salt instead of sugar. FML I agree, your life sucks 54 You deserved it 142
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. Turns out I had sex with her once about 3 months before I met my girlfriend, and had no idea who she was. She’s been “happily” married to my girlfriend's dad for 25 years. I have no idea what to say or do and it’s awkward, so my girlfriend is getting suspicious. FML I agree, your life sucks 75 You deserved it 24
Today, my parents told me that they had planned two kids (my older siblings) and I was born because my father "thought" that he was wearing a condom. FML I agree, your life sucks 309 You deserved it 41
I bet she didn't even bother to answer the phone!😂
Did you leave a message on her voicemail? Or maybe try texting her?