That's when you spit in their drinks.

yup. u go buddy

or put eye drops in them..that's only if they really deserve it haha

Which is when you get slapped with a felony.

thats the point of "really deserve it." Just a felony huh? I would think one would get arrested if they were caught doing that, you are harming someone with chemicals.

Only fat ugly girls say that

Or you add some date rape drug. That's it, you add some date rape drug, let them drink it and leave them alone.

What are you 80?

Number 52, do you even know what a felony is? Is your name Oblivion or Oblivious?

So you're gunna kill me because 'felony' is unfamiliar to me? Quit bitching and dislodge the stick from your ass. Yes, ma'am, my name is oblivion; you being a know it all, you should have saw that.

^ Obviously oblivious.

56- I don't think the majority of people just happen to have date rape drugs on them.

#80 *_Oblivion_ *Know-it-all *Seen

What a bitch.

U just have to *slap them hoes*

Hahaa

See, I agree with the first comment, piss in there drinks or something I just hope you drink a lot of water before pissing in it though or just spit in like the first comment said

Bitches my friend. Bitch is only singular.

48- but only one of them said it.

Well a group of drunk good looking ladies wont be able to tell anyway.

Tell your sexy waiter friends to punk them. Either by acting a china accent or whatsoever.

wtf is a "china" accent?!?!?

#65 YouTube it. China speaking English. U will get what I mean.

Send over the sexy waiter. You know, the gay one.

You could have walked over to the table and said "Ill be sure to find you a good looking waiter but if he declines the offer to serve a table of middle aged unattractive women then thats not on me." If they are superficial enough to say that so close to you they'd probably be to shocked someone finds then ugly to worry about actually filing a complaint.

I like how you think.

hahaha that's great:)

If you serve them enough they'll sleep with you and that's really all the revenge you need. :D

8's picture is about you...

Sorry, but you're dumb....

26- Your pic fits your comment perfectly

26 - You just love kicking people when they're down don't you?

*Gasp* you don't like futurama?

Go near the table and say "I hope I don't have this table tonight. I can smell these crotch stains from here, and they look like they never tip."

You went too far with 'And they look like they never tip'.

15, I dissagree. I may seem harsh, but sometimes you need to be. By hearing something like that, it would get them to come down from their high horse and think twice before being so obnoxious in the future.

I agree with Savra, cruel to be kind! Thats the way to go! Savra FTW

Wait how was the tip thing that offensive?

I do believe that 15 was using sarcasm. Maybe you've heard of it?

I hope you got them a sexy waiter then.

Just put your clothes back on and stop rain dancing in your dads garage

Owned...

That's when I would ever so nicely have said well sorry to disappoint you but I'm serving you. Bet they would have felt like shut or maybe not. But at least you can't be fired for rudeness

Finally. Someone with a decent, sane and straight to the point reply. Instead of those "poison them", "call them smelly cunt bitches", "shoot them in the nose" kind of replies from these "future of the new world". I love you.

It's called maturity. Sadly lacking. :)

Only morons come to fmylife.com expecting to read decent, mature, or sane responses to anything.

Well since fml is supposedly based on real life situations I would think that if we all reacted moronic and childishly to these situations we would constantly end up unemployed, divorced , etc. this is an adult site isn't it. So therefore act like one. You're not in a school yard. It would be nice to be able to tell your boss to piss off etc but that's not real life.

@85: WTF? No, I am quite certain, that people do not come here expecting advice from Dear Abby, nor Billy Graham. This site is expected to illicit sarcastic comments. But by all means, please do not hesitate to always offer your constructive, adult, mature, sane, and truly witless insight to the postings. :P

Who is billy graham? Genuine question. Not from USA .

He's an international religious speaker. Emphasis on international.

That's when I would ever so nicely have said well sorry to disappoint you but I'm serving you. Bet they would have felt like shut or maybe not. But at least you can't be fired for rudeness