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By Yeoman - 19/11/2011 07:47 - New Zealand

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

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By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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Good question

By only child says fuck you mom - 10/04/2016 14:56 - United States - Holly Springs

Today, I overheard my mom talking to a friend on the phone. What caught my attention was when she said, "You ever look at your kid and just think... 'Fuck. Where'd I go wrong?'" FML

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You deserved it 2 450

By anonymous - 27/06/2015 17:40 - United States

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

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You deserved it 2 880

By cloudberry - 27/05/2012 08:00 - United States - Astoria

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

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By chee - 11/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

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You deserved it 2 934

By Jack - 09/08/2016 00:23 - United States - Asheville

Today, my mom said, "I'm sorry your life is such shit." She meant it as an apology. FML

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You deserved it 1 357

By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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You deserved it 3 150

By Anonymous - 20/10/2011 16:16 - Ireland

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

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By autistic RBF - 22/02/2023 00:00

Today, my mother screamed at me for the millionth time for “giving her a dirty look” as if I could see my own face. I’m just tired. I just wish people would pay attention to my words and not my face. FML

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You deserved it 117

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 20:29 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

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You deserved it 2 871

GSP101 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 12:09

What the hell did you do?

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Saturday 19 November 2011 12:11

Look her dead in the face and say "This wouldnt be the case if you hadn't failed to use a condom".

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kittie1959 5

Monday 21 November 2011 21:31

Look her dead in the face and tell her she may have failed as a parent but not as badly as her parents obviously failed her.

iftheglovefits 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 23:58

Mama, we all go to hell. Mama we all go to hell. I'm writing this letter, and wishing you well. Mama we all go to hell.

abcdeghijklmn 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 3:30

It doesn't matter because I love you.!.!.!

theartistartist 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 14:49

she did right the moment she said that

roseriddle 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:57

Do you have siblings?

username600 2

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:01

That's so messed up

pseudonym129647 4

Friday 13 January 2012 22:57

Oh man this happens to me all the time. And to clarify for some people here I'm a virgin who gets okay grades and hasn't ever drank or done drugs .-.

Madame_Javert 4

Friday 20 April 2012 9:01

It's okay, this happens to me all the time. You get used to it.

newburton13 26

Sunday 22 April 2012 6:33

Well that's her problem, isn't it?

matildatilda 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 8:53

Well she probably has with that attitude'n

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Same thing different taste

Good question

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