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If the Illuminati are gonna take over, at least your grandpa will be the most prepared.

Listen to grandpa he is old and wise. You'll be sorry when that shit happens and you didn't take him seriously. And in any case, this shouldn't affect her opinion of YOU personally...

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Chips? Chips are nice, won't speak about the microchips though.

huh? im lost... is she talking bout potato chips or microchips in this comment?

She's Screwieng with your head! She's one of them!

#1: you're not funny..whatever joke you were trying to make fell horribly flat.

You can't eat microchips, unless you're a robot. That makes me sad.

haha wait i get it now lol

Why was OP worried about taken seriously in the first place? There lies your real FML...

18, please enlighten us. I think me as well as the rest of the FML community are still completely mind fucked by the original joke. If you can even call it a "joke."

No, 58, I think she was talking about what you call crisps, but the rest of the world calls chips... Still not a funny comment though :/

Tell her gramps has dementia. I believe it and I wasn't even there.

When he is ready for the attack and you arent, you will be sorry for this comment.

I agree with above totally.

^ shun the non believer

If the Illuminati are gonna take over, at least your grandpa will be the most prepared.

Sounds like a job for Tom Hanks.

His names actually Woody. Not Tom Hanks. Buzz Lightyear will be there too. With those little green alien things from Pizza Planet! Wait, wrong movie.....

No he wont. We'd like to publicly announce that we gave up on the whole 'rule the world' thing; now we just have Trivia Pursuit every Friday. People aren't interested in sponsoring global takeovers anymore.

The illuminati collapsed 225 years ago.

No it didn't 87 go look at a dollar bill

The Illuminati was a group that started in Bavaria in 1776, and was disbanded in 1784. Besides, I don't care for all that shit anyway.

They got disbanded But they still exist

"disbanded"

ur a loser

Please use decent spelling and grammar when insulting someone. You really lose effect if you yourself look retarded.

Good thing you saved time by cutting off "yo" and saying fuck it to punctuation. Otherwise you wouldn't have gotten the chance to show off your grammatical prowess so close to the top.

No you'RE a loser...loser I will butter you up and slay you, just for the hell of it. I may be mentally insane, but at least I know 1st grade grammar...

y do u hate me

Same reason you called op a loser

that is some pretty scary shit though :O

Hey man, relax! It's not the end of the world... yet.

Yeah, that comes after we get taken over.

ahm... 'spent'

Okay... your grandfather is a total loon.

Yeah, that's going to make them feel better. But relax, go with the story he is loosing it, it's easy, he is old. My dad does that, and acts all paranoid about the government, and we live in Canada! plus he isn't even 50 yet!

Fascinating, 34. Absolutely fascinating. I have been DYING to know your life story for some time now. Thanks a bunchies.

34 Shut up, noone cares about your shitty life.

Whoa 96... whoa.

Listen to grandpa he is old and wise. You'll be sorry when that shit happens and you didn't take him seriously. And in any case, this shouldn't affect her opinion of YOU personally...

Thank you for having a brain

Well actually if you think about it... Micro chips being implanted in every human being on the planet is extremely unlikely, if you think about the nearly 6 1/2 billion people in the world, not to mention the expenses of the chips. Come on I'm twelve and so far from what I'm aware of, I've got far better logic than most of you.

well you have to account for the 50% that will be killed for refusing to be chipped once the entire human race becomes a giant police state like in 1984

Be afraid,be very afraid.