Health, Relatable and Awkward: Body positive - FML

Body positive

By jade - 03/08/2022 06:00

Today, I was told I looked “too timid.” I was feeling extremely confident having aced a test, but I didn’t look like it. I’ve practiced carrying myself more confidently for hours every single day in front of a mirror, to no avail. I guess body language just isn’t my thing. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 3 August 2022 6:26

One time you don't want to appear confident is when you think you've aced a test. It's a Jedi mind trick! If you did ace the test, you psyched out your classmates. However, if you didn't do as well as you thought, you won't have appeared to be an arrogant phony.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 3 August 2022 6:26

One time you don't want to appear confident is when you think you've aced a test. It's a Jedi mind trick! If you did ace the test, you psyched out your classmates. However, if you didn't do as well as you thought, you won't have appeared to be an arrogant phony.

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