ana9
France
Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
TooShort
United States
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
morg2000
Mexico
Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML
NotSoYoung
Canada
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Unloved.
New Zealand
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
ShellShocked
United States
Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Not a wife guy
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Anonymous
Bad Frankenhausen, Germany
Buy your own then!
Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
Top comments
vvtumblesbee 0
that's pretty sweet! i'm 23 and i would love mickey burgers!
Kulawend 0
Lame. Everyone knows that kids all over the world love dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, not Micky Mouse burgers!
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Comments (140)
irgndsondepp 15
Awesome!!!
XxQuartersxX 14
Id love Mickey burgers if I were 30! Lol Im 17 and still love dino nuggets c:
bluequinn98 5
Damn how is that a FML that sounds amazing
superkahmiguru 3
what's wrong with that?
jimfromcov 4
This is "F my life", not "F, my life is awesome!"
RileyTheCoyote 6
I want one D:!!! And I'm 20!
deceivedandlied 19
Where did she buy these? I'm 18 and I'd instagram these and everything. It sounds amazing.
midnightmango 13
That's really cool! Don't be an ungrateful bitch who tries to be cool. Most people would think that was funny and awesome
elladeehex33 3
I'm 25 and I would love mickey mouse burgers!
xrudeboyrock 29
So, your mother acknowledged you and cooked you a meal? Something she probably thought was silly and cute and you are first-world probleming it?