Thin brown line

By Poopy - 12/01/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 841
You deserved it 8 222

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my friends first sexual experience was when he was 16, he was eating out this asian college girl. She lost control and shit all over his face. i cherish that story, and wanna tell my kids about it one day. "Hey kids! wanna hear one about your uncle james?"

Cloudy_fml 0

Someone needs to learn to wipe better...


Cloudy_fml 0

Someone needs to learn to wipe better...

LMAO @ #8... Okay who shitted in the bed... and please tell me you own a dog...

How did you comment on number 8 before he/she posted his/her comment?

#6 can see into the future.

OMG that happened to a guy i was banging too. I was on top and when he got up to go to the restroom there was a bit of shit on the sheets where his ass had been... (we dont "shag" anymore"

yikes_fyl 0

that's extremely disgusting.

x0x_KissOfDeath 0

LMFAO! im in a very public place right now, sitting alone in a corner, and literally laughing out loud. Honestly, i think i peed a little! hahahahaha

At least you didn't poo yourself like this poor fellow

x0x_KissOfDeath 0

P.S. poop jokes=never appropriate but always funny...okay...sometimes appropriate

hahaha whAt a fag

rootbeerfanatic 6

um... ew

that doesn't sound very sanitary...

You must be obese.