By LiLGeek - 12/01/2009 15:37 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML
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how the fuck are you supposed to have fun with numbing lotion? thats like non-alcoholic beer.

Numbing lube is bad. You tear something, and you won't be able to feel it until later. Pain is a signal to your brain to let you know if you need to change what you're doing. Also, how'd your nephew get it?

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how the fuck are you supposed to have fun with numbing lotion? thats like non-alcoholic beer.

it's supposed to make the dude last longer or some shizt

Damn. That seems like it would kinda defeat the purpose.

Numbing lube is bad. You tear something, and you won't be able to feel it until later. Pain is a signal to your brain to let you know if you need to change what you're doing. Also, how'd your nephew get it?

It's more for relaxing the gag reflex when giving head. trust me I know, I have a really bad gag reflex.

Sorry, that's not F***ed up, it's just funny.

who was going to watch the kid while you two were going at it?

Why would a lube be flavored AND numbing? I could understand scented and numbing, but otherwise you're asking for this very situation. I was going to call BS until I found hundreds of flavored, numbing lubes on Amazon.com alone. Wtf?

They even sell flavoured soap.

Flavoured so the head-giver's gagging reflex is relaxed and they have a good taste in their mouth..

Flavoured and numbing is heaps weird! lol

More like F HIS L

thats not even bad its not like he knows what it is... and if u lie to him everything is better so adults dont find out... u fucking brat this is not a topic of disaster

Flavoured and numbing...heh, ummm, maybe they were planning on going ass2mouth afterwards? :P

I wonder how it tasted o.o

I am guessing bubblegum but that's just a wild guess

Pffft. Some people should read a tad bit more carefully, but I loved your response.