Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
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vvtumblesbee 0
that's pretty sweet! i'm 23 and i would love mickey burgers!
Kulawend 0
Lame. Everyone knows that kids all over the world love dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, not Micky Mouse burgers!
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Comments (140)
adjectivenine 14
This sounds like the exact opposite of a problem
CaroAurelia 12
I wish I had your problem.
daffyduck16 25
I would love that!
EvilLittleGirl 24
Mickey mouse us awesome for any age. and if you are THAT grown up why is your mother making you dinner in the first place?
fantasyworld 39
I would love that.
junkusernamexyz 17
And your problem is?
96isntassexyas69 20
And you loved them? What's the FML here?
rhastafish 13
I see no problem here
lalah_fml 9
Your mom is awesome, this is not a fml!
rhiley 26
and why the hell are you complaining