Miscellaneous: Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting...

By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up that she would take me to get birthcontrol. Wanting birthcontrol, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I am not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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By Grounded - 29/12/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

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Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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By unfortunate - 30/06/2013 04:45 - United States

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

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You deserved it 3 191

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 07:29 - United States

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

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You deserved it 3 141

By indian:( - 18/01/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

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Correlation?

By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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You deserved it 2 824

By kill me - 30/09/2018 03:00

Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML

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You deserved it 2 416

By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML

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JeanNe91 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:30

that's why you never tell parents the truth.

Slightmisshap 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:38

you can get it for free without parental permisson.....

Comments

JeanNe91 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:30

that's why you never tell parents the truth.

z620 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 22:12

haha parent psychology

blankaex 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 17:10

I hate parents. Especially my Asian parents. (I'm not spoilt or selfish or any of that, they're just mean)

mrcarmine 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:33

LMAO BUSTED!!!!

PinkNekoLelu 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:34

I don't even know how to vote on this one.

Jiplo 18

Tuesday 30 April 2013 15:56

Vote both?

alex_vik 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:35

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khrushchevtm 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:37

Agree with #5. She probably grounded you because you lied. Lol. Deserved. If you make up a story, stick to it. And don't lie in the first place.

cadenernest 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:38

I second #2. I mean, it's as simple as asking at your next check-up. I love doctor-patient confidentiality. You could tell your doc you're a coke head and it's giving you heart palpatations and they can't tell your parents shit.