By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up that she would take me to get birthcontrol. Wanting birthcontrol, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I am not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
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JeanNe91 0

that's why you never tell parents the truth.

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Slightmisshap 0

you can get it for free without parental permisson.....

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JeanNe91 0

that's why you never tell parents the truth.

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z620 0
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haha parent psychology

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blankaex 0
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I hate parents. Especially my Asian parents. (I'm not spoilt or selfish or any of that, they're just mean)

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mrcarmine 0
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LMAO BUSTED!!!!

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PinkNekoLelu 0
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I don't even know how to vote on this one.

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Jiplo 18
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Vote both?

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khrushchevtm 0
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Agree with #5. She probably grounded you because you lied. Lol. Deserved. If you make up a story, stick to it. And don't lie in the first place.

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cadenernest 0
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I second #2. I mean, it's as simple as asking at your next check-up. I love doctor-patient confidentiality. You could tell your doc you're a coke head and it's giving you heart palpatations and they can't tell your parents shit.

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domolovesyoshi 33
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Except patient confidentiality only works on people over the age of 18 or 16 in my country, patient confidentiality doesn't count on minors

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Slightmisshap 0

you can get it for free without parental permisson.....

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bbobe900000 0

the bitch mom lied too. where's the birth control?

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MikeonFML 17

Clearly it runs in the family

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ex_omer 17
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Well, its not a requirement anymore

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mrcarmine 0
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haha wow, you could've gotten BC yourself. nice work! go get it so you can have it for the next guy lol yeah, #2 already said it

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fleg 9
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i think you should go out and get pregnant. that will show her.

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337294 0
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gahahhaha spool true

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