Kids: Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys...

By superfkd - 15/03/2009 02:27 - Canada

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

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Little perv

By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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Teaching moment

By poolboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Salem

Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By AFH2O - 14/07/2014 23:04 - United States - Visalia

Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML

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plethora 3

Sunday 15 March 2009 13:41

Whether you have a boyfriend or not, how do you feel comfortable wearing bathers without fixing your bikini line? I cannot do that.

ima_krackerr 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:05

hahahah.. gotta love kids

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ima_krackerr 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:05

hahahah.. gotta love kids

PoopTrainDix 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 2:41

that's ****** awesome!

fsxman1 11

Friday 19 March 2010 7:25

that's hot!

PimpdaddyCJT 13

Sunday 6 June 2010 3:38

go shave that beard

violetrider123 3

Friday 25 March 2011 17:15

the kid in your profile picture is adorable

nicoleclark 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 10:25

Bearded clam! lol

MissNicky_fml 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 17:30

agreed

monkeyman2772 7

Monday 2 June 2014 22:29

aww, cute profile picture

bellsy 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:16

kids say the darndest things =) haha what was your reaction though??

yumyumpower 16

Wednesday 5 November 2014 6:15

What was your reaction

Emm_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:36

Haha Feel kinda sorry for you :)

Rickytw100 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:52

Wow don't you just love little kids!

suckerz 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 13:06

I hate it when girls only take care of their hygiene when they are in a relationship... you so deserved that... why shouldn't you take care of your bikini line cuz you broke up with your bf??? that's just gross...