By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up that she would take me to get birthcontrol. Wanting birthcontrol, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I am not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 687
You deserved it 28 873

Same thing different taste

Top comments

JeanNe91 0

that's why you never tell parents the truth.

Slightmisshap 0

you can get it for free without parental permisson.....

Comments

your mom is clever as shit. go to planned parenthood by yourself honey.

cantth1nk0fnam3 3

dumbass, why would you trust your parents? you should know better

laurisshnazzy 0

#20, no, you can get it age 12. Or maybe that's just in my state. Eh. Regardless, OP, your mom's a bitch.

...Yeah, that's ******. You probably should've stuck to your lie (I can't very well say not to lie), but your mom's still a bitch.

cyxx 0

YDI for having sex so young, and apparently without birth control. I don't get why everyone is saying the mom's a bitch. She obviously doesn't want the OP to have sex yet - but the OP did, and then lied to her about it. Her mom found out she broke the rules and lied to her. Punishment seems natural here ...

Yeah, lol, you can go buy condoms whenever... or have a friend do it.. I just drive to the next town over and buy there. That way, no one knows you =P

Promise you won't have sex with him if you just get to see him. I mean, she's not getting you birth control, so just insinuate that you wouldn't feel safe only using condoms. (That especially helps because she'll realise that you're actually considering the consequences of this relationship and your actions within it.) But you're going to need to level with her if you want to see him again

lifesabit 0

#36- don't u understand by now? Any attempts by a parent to be a well.... GOOD parent are immediately hated and despised.... It is much more ideal to have parents who will get you E, LSD, and other stuff and let you do w/e the hell you want. They are also probably 11-17. Read pretty much any fml about parents and you will see atleast 20 of those posts. But don't worry.... in the worst case scenario in which they actually procreate.... I'm sure by the time their kids have children that age they will be pretty strict themselves...

Agreed. I've concluded the majority of responders on FMLs are 12 years old.

crowdish 0

I agree with #21. It wouldn't have mattered if she lied or not. She was being baited.

frozen_heart 0

yeah this is why you don't trust parents with important things like that