Today, my mother and father are insisting that I go on a date with a German exchange student they met at the weekend. Why? Because we have similar glasses. FML
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Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML
Today, my mother and I got complimented on how we look alike. She's a German blonde and I was adopted from Vietnam. FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like each other. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says, "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML
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Top comments
jaydiz 0
Why is this bad?
LemonFairy 0
Maybe the make her (him? I don't know :P) look cute. Who cares, man, it's a /German exchange student/. So yeah, not a FYL or YDI. A MLIG.
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Comments (114)
cosmiccharlie 0
wow your life is so horrible, I feel really bad for you.
sydney9_fml 0
I moderated this and I said no.
anjtrg_1112 23
I would've said no, too, this is SO not an FML.
lostguy 0
unless the exchange student is another guy, how the hell is this bad? this is a good thing my young friend lol ^_^
thelonelylurker 0
So ******* what? Kill yourself.
Andyman115 0
I agree. You life is so ****** that your parents want to set you up with a german guy. You should go kill yourself
Captain_Jello 0
so did I. :
abharder156 0
i'm failing to see the FML here.
melilikiki 0
Today, I got set up on a date with a foreign girl. FML.
Darkcloud_fml 0
#23 pretty much said it perfectly. I'm not entirely sure that the OP quite grasps the concept of what "FML" actually means
Nonamerequired 0
It's funny though :)
dan81892 2
yeah what's the problem? i'd probably go for it. the only bad thing is that if you two really like each other and she's an exchange student she'll have to go back to germany and you'll probably never see her again.
kawa_fml 0
There are worse things.