Today, my mother and father are insisting that I go on a date with a German exchange student they met at the weekend. Why? Because we have similar glasses. FML
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Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML
Today, my mother and I got complimented on how we look alike. She's a German blonde and I was adopted from Vietnam. FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like each other. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says, "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML
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jaydiz 0
Why is this bad?
LemonFairy 0
Maybe the make her (him? I don't know :P) look cute. Who cares, man, it's a /German exchange student/. So yeah, not a FYL or YDI. A MLIG.
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Comments (114)
kizmet 0
oh no, you have a date. your life really, really sucks.
mcullen_unc 0
dont do it!!!!! i know a few germans and while they can be funny, they kinda suck at relationships. granted i guess i can't speak for the whole german population just the few that i know. but you get the point....
mcullen_unc 0
hey now, i only was talking about the ones i know :-P ;-).....but also the ones i know are from the same family, maybe that has something to do with it and not the greman part...oh well, the world may never know.....
DameGreyWulf 1
I don't get how this is an FML. You don't know her, apparently, so how can you judge that she's gonna suck? You know people have blind dates all the time.
LynchyBabes 0
Haha, a blind date because of glasses. Oh the irony.
DameGreyWulf 1
I was hoping somebody would catch that. CB
chunkofchange 0
not an fml just somewhat odd parents
whatever2304 0
ohhh fyl. your parents set you up on a date. thats just terrible. and to top it off you have similar glasses. you poor thing. wtf?
The_Cait 0
Um....so?
Emilaaay_alexa 0
Stop bitching.
ziqi92 0
does this mean i should date like 5 different girls from our school's anime club cuz their glasses r similar to mine?
LemonFairy 0
Well if they're in the anime club then hell yes. (We happen to be pretty frickin' sweet, fyi. And you find a girl in the anime club, chances are she's about a thousand times more open-minded and experimental in bed. ;] )
that_guy321 2
people need to stop bitching about stuff that happens. JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE IT, IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S AN FML. seriously. go **** yourself.
epicwinmaster 0
unless you were forced to date her, your life is not even remotely ******. i moderated this, and i clicked NO! who would clcick yes?