Today, my mother and father are insisting that I go on a date with a German exchange student they met at the weekend. Why? Because we have similar glasses. FML
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Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
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Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML
Today, my mother and I got complimented on how we look alike. She's a German blonde and I was adopted from Vietnam. FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
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Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
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Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML
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jaydiz 0
Why is this bad?
LemonFairy 0
Maybe the make her (him? I don't know :P) look cute. Who cares, man, it's a /German exchange student/. So yeah, not a FYL or YDI. A MLIG.
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Comments (114)
pinkxsquid 0
Sometimes i read FMLS and I'm really confused why so many people approved it thinking it was so bad. This was definitely one of them. Your life could be worse.
kissesinbetween 0
haha sorry but this just seems funny. But hey who knows, maybe the exchange student might be cute (;
crawfo 0
Its FML because my parents are so desperate to get me a gf. Im only 17 and they already think i'm a no-hoper.
nanoflacka 0
Haha what if it turned out to be a person of the same sex
ilMyBlueNails 0
-_-'
kaitlynbledsoe 0
Maybe he's complaining about how his parents are weird and are making him go on a date with a girl, Only because their glasses look alike. I dunno.
kukopia 0
OPs parents just want him out of the house for a while!! The exch student probably doesn't fully understand what she agreed to... poor thing.
anthaz_fml 0
oh my god, you have such a horrible life.
JinabZ 0
This one made me giggle :P
EveryDayJackAss 0
he COULD'VE been a Nazi...you never know....
StealthStorm67 0
Right. Because since he was German, he must be a nazi. Granted that would make him at least 70 years old, but you're right. Don't ever associate yourself with German people. German blood=NAZI! (sarcasm) Go **** yourself. I'm German.
StepByStep 0
FYI You're not more likely to find a nazi in Germany than anywhere else, many nazis fled the country back then and there are very few left in Germany. I'm German, young and have nothing to do with that time, myself but I am SICK of people linking NAZIS or RACISM and today's Germany ! @ Foureyes:The worst thing that could happen is that you'd only have the glasses in common ! I can understand that it's weird, though.. ^^ Tell us how it went! ;)
StealthStorm67 0
Agreed.